Savages,
Looking to crowd source creative / funny alternative names for Spiffs.
What have you heard?
MoonDog349
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How about the "we know none of you are going to hit your unrealistic quota so this is us literally throwing you dogs, a bone"
Not super catchy, but likely accurate.
Not super catchy, but likely accurate.
Likely accurate? How about highly accurate. 😆
I personally think the title alone would get me motivated lol
bribes?
Distractions to keep you from realizing your "OTE" is unrealistic.
one that cannot be n̶a̶m̶e̶d̶ claimed
the 'we cant pay you more but heres 500 to the best one of you spiff'
- 'we know morale is shit so here is a superficial competition that wont change your quotas but may light your hopes up for a brief moment spiff'
- 'sales are dope never ever stop selling spiff - whoever sells more gets made more'
- 'we dont know what to do anymore so heres a reward for vanity metrics spiff'
- 'we know morale is shit so here is a superficial competition that wont change your quotas but may light your hopes up for a brief moment spiff'
- 'sales are dope never ever stop selling spiff - whoever sells more gets made more'
- 'we dont know what to do anymore so heres a reward for vanity metrics spiff'
"FinStims" - Financial Stimulus
More of a slip of the tongue, but I usually chuckle when someone calls them SPLIFFs
stimulus checks
Laundry Tokens
stimy.
Incentives. Call them what they are.
Really hit the “creative/funny” piece on the head here. Nice
Expect anything different from a Finance folk?
"please stay here" bonuses!
Fun coupons!
You mean @funcoupons !?
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