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Rin Rin Tadpole The son of a frog, rin rin tadpole He came out this morning very stiff and very nice with fashionable shorts and tie taped hat and fashionable sucks. The frog's son rin rin tadpole boy don't come out, mom yells at him But he makes a gesture and goes orondo He found a neighbor mouse on the road and he said: friend come with me let's visit doรฑa ratona together and there will be revelry and there will be feast. Soon they arrived, mouse advances stretch your neck and take the knocker and take one, two, three strokes and they ask who is it? I doรฑa mouse, I kiss your feet. Are you in home? Yes sir, yes I am and I am very happy to see you today. I was in my trade spinning cotton but that does not matter welcome are they gave their consent, they shook hands and he says ratico that he is more veteran my friend the one in green radiates from the heat give me beer, do me a favor. And while the pine consumes the jug the lady sent to bring the guitar and he asks the little boy to sing verses cheerful elegant tune. Oh, a thousand loves, I would do it, lady but it is impossible to please him now but my gasnate is drier than tow and this new clothes tightens me a lot I'm sorry, infinite, answers aunt rat loosen a little vest and tie and in the meantime I'm going to sing to you a very particular little song More being in this brilliant role dance and beer guitar and song. He was in this pleasant place with song, guitar and song when the cat and her cats appear on the threshold and that seems the final judgment. Old lady cat carved by the ear to the little boy, meowing hello and the children cats to the old rat one for the leg and one for the tail. Don Renacuajito watching this assault He took his hat and took a tremendous leap and opening the door with hands and noses he was giving everyone very happy nights and kept jumping so high and fast was placed in the mouth of a greedy duck this one sucks it up with a single stretch. Thus concluded one, two and three mouse and mouse and frog after the cats ate and the duck dined and mommy mouse was left alone the cats ate and the duck dined and mommy frog was left alone
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Uncle Tiger and Uncle Rabbit One hot morning, Uncle Rabbit was gathering carrots for lunch. Suddenly, he heard a terrifying roar: it was Uncle Tigre! "Aha, Uncle Rabbit!" Said the cat. You have no escape, you will soon become a delicious snack. At that moment, Uncle Rabbit noticed some very large stones at the top of the hill and came up with a plan. "I may be a delicious sandwich, but I'm very skinny," Uncle Rabbit said. Look up the hill, there I have my cows and I can bring you one. Why settle for a small sandwich, when you can have a great feast? As Tรญo Tigre was facing the sun, he could not see clearly and accepted the proposal. So he allowed Uncle Rabbit to go up the hill while he waited down. Upon reaching the top of the hill, Uncle Rabbit yelled: "Open your arms wide, Uncle Tigre, I'm herding the fattest cow." Then, Uncle Rabbit approached the largest stone and pushed it with all his might. The stone rolled quickly. Uncle Tigre was so excited that he didn't see the huge stone that crushed him, leaving him sore for months. Uncle Rabbit fled jumping for joy.
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