Not to brag or anything, but I gave up my $1 million salary so I could pay each of my employees $70k. That's right, you heard me. I'm only getting paid $800k now, which allowed me to bump up each of my employees salaries from $65k to $75k. I just love to give back and really care.
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Pan Drice that you???
softwaresails
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
Hahahahahaha this is perfect.
StringerBell
Politicker
1
Account Executive
I’ve always thought it was weird for a ceo salary for a company of that size and at that stage to be paying 1 million dollar salary no? Maybe I’m naive here but if you’re trying to grow and 1M of your ARR is just going to that salary it’s going to impeded growth.
CaneWolf
Politicker
8
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER. You're not humble. You're a conceited prick. Thank you, don't have a good day.
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
1
HMFIC
Me too. If it wasn’t a professional network that I use to sell, I’d comment that on every one of the posts haha
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
*STANDING F'N OVATION*
foxy206
Good Citizen
3
Sales Manager
If you use 'chapter', 'adventure' or 'story' whenever you're posting about changing jobs, get in the F'N sea - You are 90% of the time moving to get paid more, or get away from a shitty boss/team, you're not some fearless adventurer following your dreams...
drtendo
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
"I'd like to humbly announce..."
lol ok thats not a thing but ok pal
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
2
HMFIC
"humbled and honored"... Are you though? Are you really humbled?
hurtscuzimold
Opinionated
1
Dude abiding
Only a jerk with no accomplishments to celebrate would say this
Chep
WR Officer
1
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Hahahahhaha any post that starts I'm grateful, humbled, and honored...... I stop reading at the third adjective.
Ryase1113
Opinionated
1
Regional Director
* furiously scrambles to scrub LinkedIn profile of all mentions of Humble, Honor, giving up Salary and all video posts…. Phew…. Ok all set!*
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
1
Sr. Customer Success Manager
hot damn - when YouTubers "help" ppl
Nairobi
Politicker
1
AE
Omg, that's litteraly what I think EVERYFUCKINGTIME. And what gets me madder is people you know who make a post about a new position that they HATE. Man, Linkedin is more fake than Insta now...
msp_sales
Opinionated
1
Full Cycle Sales
Donate $50,000 and spend $1,000,000 announcing it.
SpicySpitter
Opinionated
1
SDR Overseer
not LinkedIn related but someone who just got the boot off my FB used to post about himself all the time and how humble he is.... but then every post is about how smart he is, how wealthy he is, etc. 🤦♀️
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
1
HMFIC
Facebook is a cesspool
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
Absolutely. Prompt follow up wins deals. Even if you don't have an answer yet if they asked for something, I will reply and say "I am still working on it and will have it by XYZ"
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