CoorsKing
WR Officer
30
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Taxes, celebrities, and it's always on fire. 
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
7
Solutions Specialist
California?
CoorsKing
WR Officer
5
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Bingo
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
2
Solutions Specialist
Sending rain your way 🌧
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
0
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
@bigmeech Nor or So Cal?
CoorsKing
WR Officer
3
Retired King of the Coors Knights
SF
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
0
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Thats what up. Born and Raised there, down in SoCal now. #CaliBoys

BigCheese
Notorious Answer
15
Agency Recruiter
Civil unrest, forest fires, insane homeless population, craft beer, hiking

paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
Oregon?
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
7
Agency Recruiter
Ding ding ding!! Office is smack dab in the middle of downtown Portland
paddy
WR Officer
8
Director of Business Development
Antifa HQ?
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
5
Agency Recruiter
Got my briefcase full of bricks
Annonny
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
haha good ol Oregon...lost of homeless ppl
NoSuperhero
Politicker
1
BDR LEAD
San Francisco
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
0
Agency Recruiter
Correct side of the country, wrong state
funcoupons
WR Officer
14
👑
You can't tell a Canadian what to do, eh
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
4
VP of Sales
Haha the great funcoupons is a fellow filthy Canadian? I currently live in the land of mountains, oceans, hiking and hippies, but I’m moving to frozen wastes of the 6.
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
👑
Van to TO eh? I lived in Van for a bit, beautiful but unless you’re a multimillionaire it’s a struggle. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
3
VP of Sales
vantoto. Yes. Haha 100% agree. Hate is a strong word, but I severely dislike Van. TOs not much different but since the plan is to be a multimillionaire, I like my chances.
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Sounds like a sadder version of Miami 2 Ibiza. There’s your Tinie Tempah reference for the decade.
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
I loved the scenery and disliked everything else. It’s a soulless place tbh. I haven’t spent too much time in Toronto, but it is full of big $ opportunities. If you find yourself halfway between the two provinces, holla at me and I’ll buy you a drink of Kahlua. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
3
VP of Sales
Preach yo. Soulless is exactly the right word. Haha, I’ll take you up on it. I’m making the drive at some point in the next few months
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
Look forward to it bro. Hope u can hang 🥳
TheSalesBromigo
Opinionated
0
Sr. Mid Market Account Executive
I'm curious to hear what makes it soulless?  From TO and never been to Van but I keep hearing that and I can't quite pinpoint why some people say that... it looks beautiful to me. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
0
👑
It is extremely beautiful aesthetically. The soulless part comes from the people. This is only my experience, but I found most people to be quite closed off, very materialistic, and obsessed with being/looking wealthy. There is also a ton of corruption. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
It's a stunning place.  You'll get off your plane/boat/car, look around and be amazed.  

Then you'll try and go to a bar/club/party in general, or order food, or walk around the busiest places downtown.  You'll realize nobody talks to anyone else, its impossible to make new friends, and that everyone is cold and closed off.

Don't get me wrong, Vancouver people are (relatively) nice, especially if you're not from here.  But all your interactions are skin-deep.  It's an unusually shallow and superficial place.  The city has no real background, identity or character, it's just situated in a beautiful place.

**Oh and it's cripplingly expensive.  It's expensive by any major NA city's standards, but especially so for locals.  Vancouver costs just as much as Toronto, 2nd tier only to cities like LA/SF/NY/Miami - but the incomes/jobs are nowhere close to as highly paid as TO OR any of those cities.  So, it costs just as much or more, but you make 70% or less.  Horrible combo, for imo, a horrible place.

If you have $10M+ come retire here.  If you don't? Stay far far far away.  I HATE it here, and have wanted to leave for as long as I can remember.  The right opportunity finally came around, and I'm saying deuces.
funcoupons
WR Officer
0
👑
Couldn't have said it better myself. Vancouver is a great city if you're loaded and just want to enjoy the outdoors or living in your bubble somewhere on the coast or in the mountains. If you're not loaded or value an enriching social life/a city filled with culture, stay away. 
paddy
WR Officer
12
Director of Business Development
Hi my name is Harvey Weinstein and I'd like to make you really rich and famous if you watch me take a shower.
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
Please stop posting such sensual things in here. 
ThatsWhatSheSaid
Valued Contributor
4
Intergalactic Sales Director
Good God will you two just fuck and get it over with.
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
3
VP of Sales
Which 2? There were 3 of them who commented… are we open to group activities?
SADNES5
Politicker
0
down voters are marketing spies
IKR... Then the same 7-10 people upvote the familiar names. I'm over it. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
9
👑
I believe he was referring to @paddy and I. I know it’s disappointing for some, but we’re waiting until marriage to consummate our beautiful union. Working on getting Bravado to sponsor the ceremony. It’s the responsible thing to do. I don’t want to accidentally get pregnant with a supremely good looking and intelligent child with terrific closing abilities just yet, the world isn’t ready for that. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
12
🦊
Hospitality and swamp ass heat.
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
2
Solutions Specialist
Louisiana? 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
You are in the right vicinity 🦊
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
Georgia? Mississippi? Tennessee? NC? SC? Arkansas? Oklahoma?

I’m sticking with Georgia
FeedTheKids
Politicker
2
Solutions Consultant
Florida is know for that southern hospitality.... But is there really hospitality down here? 😂 

It's so many ppl from other states who find there way south - pretty sure everyone in my neighborhood is from MD, NY, NJ, MA, or PA. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
🦊
Not Florida 😉
Annonny
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
TEXAS?
GCK1890
Opinionated
2
Solutions Engineer
Geaux Tigers baby 2020 didn't count
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
1
SaaS Eater
Thats Florida 
nomdeguerre
Executive
1
Account executive
GA
Hotlead
Politicker
7
Producer
Burritos, sunshine & fake tits 
Canuck615
Member
2
Enterprise Account Executive
Florida
spicyrecruiter
Contributor
1
Recruiter
California
BmajoR
Arsonist
7
Account Executive
If my state was a country, our GDP would be 5th in the world. 
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
4
Agency Recruiter
New Hampshire?
BmajoR
Arsonist
5
Account Executive
Vermont
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
3
Agency Recruiter
Ahhh, that was my third guess after Wyoming
BmajoR
Arsonist
2
Account Executive
You were so close!
Mobi85
Politicker
1
Regional Sales Manager
The land of Maple Syrup, Johnson Wool and Subarus...was born and raised there but moved away. 
CaneWolf
Politicker
2
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Excellent joke
Justatitle
Big Shot
6
Account Executive
Our governor just got confirmed for sexual abuse…
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
1
Solutions Specialist
NY :|
spicyrecruiter
Contributor
1
Recruiter
NY
Do.it.for.the.checks
Politicker
6
Account Executive
Cheese, Brats, Beer
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
4
VP of Sales
You had my attention at cheese
Do.it.for.the.checks
Politicker
0
Account Executive
And closed the deal on beer?
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
Brats weren’t so bad either. Might need to make a trip to Wisconsin
MajorB
WR Lieutenant
4
AE
Wisconsin.
goose
Politicker
6
Sales Executive
Three people were shot tod… four people were shot t… five peo… six… oh fuck it.
UserNotFound
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Lol… gotta be Illinois?!
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
That could also be…most states including Delaware
goose
Politicker
2
Sales Executive
Johnny, tell her what she won...
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
3
VP of Sales
Hahahaha this one was hilarious
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
2
Account Manager
As someone who lives 100 miles north of Chicago this one was my absolute favorite. 
SaaSsy
Politicker
2
AE
Chicago! Or St. Louis 
goose
Politicker
0
Sales Executive
The Lou...!  Nope.
RealEstateVeep
Politicker
3
VP of Real Estate
Ah yes, the great states of Chicago and St. Louis.
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
1
Account Manager
Hahahah
RealEstateVeep
Politicker
1
VP of Real Estate
Either Illinois, Texas, California, New York, New Jersey or Florida lol
figjam
Opinionated
6
Enterprise Sales Executive
Dunkin. Chowdah. Sam Adams. Fenway Franks. Lobstah rolls. Baked Beans.
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
Bahstan
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
If it had been spelled any differently, you would’ve been wrong.
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
👑
I know. <3
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
5
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Beaches and Meth
CaneWolf
Politicker
5
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Oh, Florida
BasstheBear
Opinionated
5
Business Development Representative
Oregon but with Amazon 
SaaSyBee
Politicker
1
Founder
Washington!
BasstheBear
Opinionated
0
Business Development Representative
Heck yeah! Everything that sucks about Oregon buttttt with the good ole Amazon
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
And you guys have sales tax. The Pacific Northwest is beautiful. Everything else about living here, both US and Canada, appears to blow quite tremendously
BasstheBear
Opinionated
0
Business Development Representative
Yeah, Washington blows hard when it comes to the political lean of the state. 

But I guess every state has some sort of political lean that is unappealing to some portion of the population. 
Annonny
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
What part of WA you from?
BasstheBear
Opinionated
0
Business Development Representative
Seattle. What about you?
LordBusiness
Politicker
4
Chief Revenue Officer
Shitty taxes, shitty weather, shitty politics. 
baseballgroupie
Executive
0
Account Executive
Minnesota?
Billabong8217
4
AE
Jail cells in stadiums, GO BIRDS!
iteamcomet
1
VP of Sales
Philthadelphia 
Billabong8217
1
AE
Bingo!
Mobi85
Politicker
3
Regional Sales Manager
Gateway to the west/Methgalor

UserNotFound
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Missouri?
Mobi85
Politicker
0
Regional Sales Manager
Bingo, it was the meth that gave it away wasn’t it?
SlinginSoftware
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Faygo Pop
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
4
Exec Director, Major Accounts
You live at the gathering of the juggalos? 
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
0
Agency Recruiter
I thought of the same thing lmaooo. Poor Ders just wanted some business cards :/
Canuck615
Member
0
Enterprise Account Executive
Michigan
eatthefrog
Politicker
0
Sales Development Representative
the good ole mitten!
Thesamiam13x
Celebrated Contributor
3
Sales
10k lakes
RealEstateVeep
Politicker
1
VP of Real Estate
Mini Soda.
Thesamiam13x
Celebrated Contributor
1
Sales
Oh ya knowwww 
braintank
Politicker
0
Enterprise Account Executive
I was going to saw juicy lucy
Thesamiam13x
Celebrated Contributor
0
Sales
Ha yea that works too, home of the juicy lucy
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
0
Account Manager
So many lakes, so few superbowl titles.... GPG
Thesamiam13x
Celebrated Contributor
1
Sales
Im not a sport person, but I didn't know we had any titles lol
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
1
Account Manager
That’s a shame because as a Packer fan it was a solid joke.
Thesamiam13x
Celebrated Contributor
0
Sales
haha well all i know is the Vikings suck, plus I heard on the radio they have a curse put on them by a preist lol
ChunkyButters
Tycoon
2
AE
Armpit
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
2
Solutions Specialist
New Jersey?
ChunkyButters
Tycoon
2
AE
Yep, but not where I live.
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
1
Solutions Specialist
Lol, I can't believe I got that right.
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
0
Account Manager
I can
MemeStonks
OG Sales Savage
2
Enterprise Account Executive
On fire
Sunbunny31
Politicker
0
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
TBH, could be a lot of states this year.   
FattySnacks
Politicker
2
Senior Account Executive
Everything is bigger here
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
1
Solutions Specialist
Texas!
ThatsWhatSheSaid
Valued Contributor
2
Intergalactic Sales Director
Its not Hell, but you can see it from here
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
That could be anywhere in the US..
SaaSyBee
Politicker
1
Founder
Alaska? Feels like a Sarah Palin callback
CCP
Opinionated
2
VP, Business Development
Only French speaking area in North America. Not Louisiana. Oh wait, US only? Mange de la mard, osti. #1812 #LoveYouToo
UserNotFound
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Ugh, misery. Tornados, flash floods, and meth.
iteamcomet
2
VP of Sales
Missouri
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
0
Solutions Specialist
Kansas?
UserNotFound
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Close! Think Jason Bateman laundering meth money….
Sinatetra
Opinionated
2
AE (Account Executive)
Mormons
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
4
Solutions Specialist
Utah?
Stringer
Arsonist
1
SDR
Easily.
Annonny
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Everyone is crazy, don't know how to drive, and gators are in your back yard sometimes. 
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
1
Account Manager
That’s florida
Annonny
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Yes sir
RealEstateVeep
Politicker
2
VP of Real Estate
Our governor is a borderline rapist.
RealEstateVeep
Politicker
0
VP of Real Estate
Update: Our governor (in 13 days) will be our first female governor.
TheHypnotist
Executive
2
Sales Manager
I like to hunt hogs from a helicopter using a machine gun.
I'm not there, or from there, but I did like that state :)
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
0
Account Manager
Wyoming?
TheHypnotist
Executive
0
Sales Manager
hahaha, not quite. As far as I'm aware there's only one state where shooting pigs with a machine gun from a helicopter is legal :)
SaaStityBelt
Valued Contributor
2
SDR
I'm in love with Tom Brady. As a straight man.
RealEstateVeep
Politicker
1
VP of Real Estate
Mass!
SaaStityBelt
Valued Contributor
0
SDR
I think I made it too obvious
RealEstateVeep
Politicker
1
VP of Real Estate
Quite possibly lol! I also spend a couple weeks in Hyannis every fall so I'm very aware of everyone's love of TB12.
Mothy
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Mountains.
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
1
Solutions Specialist
Colorado?
Mothy
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Yessir
64
Members only

Tell me you're in sales, without telling me you're in sales...

Discussion
200
11

Tell me you're in sales without telling me you're in sales.........

Discussion
11
Et tu?
39% This trend needs to be over
36% I actually find responses amusing
25% what is even going on in your photo
44 people voted
48
Members only

Tell me what you sell without telling me what you sell

Question
113