We're the main competitor of the goofy looking blue-haired dude on LinkedIn
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
War Room Enthusiast
He kind of rings a bell, but can't put a name or face right now xD
curd
Opinionated
4
AD
Hello salesloft
Deadskulls
Opinionated
4
BDR
The tool you use to hear your prospect's lies.
Also;
Alcohol and UCaaS!
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
5
SaaS Eater
WE GOT A GONG REP ON OUR HANDS
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
War Room Enthusiast
@Deadskulls You got UCaaS but the first isn't Alcohol.
Not even a Gong rep can get them all!
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
Phone systems Beer
??
Deadskulls
Opinionated
2
BDR
It's not a phone system, but you connect to them...
Also, the last two were my guesses to his post.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
3
Rolling 20's all day
Does gong have a lie detector now???
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
4
Key account manager
jazzy stuff that lights up or performs key functions for high end automotive
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
War Room Enthusiast
The dashboard?
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
4
Key account manager
in some cases yes, so I will give you that one
FattySnacks
Politicker
4
Senior Account Executive
The tools you need to build great products
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
War Room Enthusiast
A wrench? hahaha sorry xD
SiliconBBQ
Politicker
4
The Metal Rooster
cloud-based biz process uniter
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
War Room Enthusiast
UCaaS?
SiliconBBQ
Politicker
3
The Metal Rooster
no it's saas. we also effectively pitch as a paas because of the vast partner ecosystem that ties into it.
a gbu product of big red. someone specifically asked about them awhile back but i'm sure i'm not the only rep here. pretty big sales team in noam
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
4
Rolling 20's all day
Something that interacts and destroys the things that could hurt you (doesn't work for words or insults). Having this can make your brain happier and you feel safer...
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
War Room Enthusiast
Medicine? Weed? A new vaccine?
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
3
Rolling 20's all day
Lol that makes me think of all the scentsy people who want you to use their essential oils. No, but good guess
alecabral
Arsonist
4
Director - Digital Sales Transformation
I sell cool meetings that actually lead somewhere!
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
War Room Enthusiast
Never heard of that... Give me two!
The.Machine
Politicker
4
Sales Development Lead
A tool that makes spamming your prospects easier than ever!
Sure to leave no channel of communication whatsoever making you the god of all spammers.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
War Room Enthusiast
Rocket reach?
WolfOfDalalStreet
Fire Starter
4
SDR
Just another place to learn shitstuff from so called leaders and trainers.
JC10X
Politicker
4
Senior Sales Manager
You get there with many tries.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
War Room Enthusiast
A goodphysique?
DMHunter
4
Field Sales Rep
You know the dopamine hit you get when you get a present in the mail? I sell the ugly stuff before that lol
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
War Room Enthusiast
The tracking? Anxiety?
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
4
Agency Recruiter
Sentient bags of flesh that maintain an average temperature of 98.6 degrees
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
War Room Enthusiast
Dead interns?
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
4
Sr. Customer Success Manager
LOL
privateryan
Politicker
4
Director of Sales
Confidence and piece of mind in your home
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
War Room Enthusiast
You get rid of toxic and annoying partners/lovers?
ButWaitTheresMore
Politicker
4
Senior Sales Engineer
What is this, a camera for ants?
artofsales
Good Citizen
4
Sr. Director of Enterprise Sales
the lego blocks for you to talk to your customers
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
War Room Enthusiast
A computer?
artofsales
Good Citizen
3
Sr. Director of Enterprise Sales
close enough
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
3
War Room Enthusiast
A Laptop? Keyboard? Actual legos with a built in speaker?
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
4
Sr. Customer Success Manager
I'm LMAO with the comments xD
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
War Room Enthusiast
Hahaha I'm glad!
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
4
Sr. Customer Success Manager
lately this place became boring - so this is the best thread so far xD
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
War Room Enthusiast
So what do you sell?
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
3
Sr. Customer Success Manager
SaaS
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
3
War Room Enthusiast
Give us a clue and let us guess!
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
2
Sr. Customer Success Manager
VoIP
ChumpChange
Politicker
4
Channel Manager
Stuff that gets stuff to places and saves money.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
War Room Enthusiast
Electric car?
ppg
Catalyst
4
All around good guy
Built around you! You don’t see it when you look at it, but you can touch it.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
War Room Enthusiast
Mirror? a window? a ghost?
ppg
Catalyst
4
All around good guy
A window! Nice guess Kimonez
Alfa
Opinionated
4
Senior BDR
I make candidates ambassadors for your brand!
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
War Room Enthusiast
Sounds like Lead Gen!
Alfa
Opinionated
4
Senior BDR
I sell SaaS to measure and improve recruitment process - I guess you could call it lead gen for candidates 👍😎
TheDeplorable
Politicker
4
AE
Your money shows up in your bank account every Friday and no one thinks about how
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