Tell me what you sell without telling me what you sell

I'll Start;


  • An elixir that pumps you up to make sales!


  • An all-in-one solution that keeps you connected anywhere on every device. 


What about you? We'll all try to guess!

🐱 Off-Topic
👑 Sales Strategy
😎 Sales Skills
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AlphaCharlie
Arsonist
12
Account executive
A place to lock up interns! 
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
8
WR Enthusiast
A closet? @paddy 's Locker? An underground basement under your desk?
AlphaCharlie
Arsonist
4
Account executive
You got me! won't specify though so future Interns don't suspect anything. 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
4
☕️
What is a metal gun case fashioned with breathing holes.
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
When you don’t need it, you don’t think about it. When you do need it, you’re really happy you have it. 
LegacySoftware
Opinionated
6
Strategic Account Executive
We enable the most annoying things about websites 
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
WR Enthusiast
Chatbots? Ads? The talking paperclip from the early 2000s?
LegacySoftware
Opinionated
4
Strategic Account Executive
Hahaha - I would say chat is more annoying actually. Ad ops platform
JECU
Opinionated
1
Account Manager / Co-Founder
Please select all pictures with a sidewalk….aka am I a robot?
Lenca
Politicker
5
BDR
Confidence juice    

A land jet 
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
WR Enthusiast
A margarita? Tequila? ZOA? 
Lenca
Politicker
3
BDR
It was alcohol but yeah! 

Anyone up for the second one?
Nik
Opinionated
5
Salekiller
Something you wear every day to cover your body
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
6
WR Enthusiast
Sunblock? Yo Mama's Sweater? The skinny jeans @Jackywaky wears on fridays? 
Nik
Opinionated
5
Salekiller
Skinny jeans, t-shirts, underwear, etc....
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
6
WR Enthusiast
Seems like you two should make business together xD
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
WR Enthusiast
I'll get 15% commission though xD
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
WR Enthusiast
Haha 5% and I handle the marketing side
BmajoR
Arsonist
5
Account Executive
I sell something that Big Brother loves, and so does your micromanaging team of leaders. 
Samwise
Opinionated
5
SDR
We're the main competitor of the goofy looking blue-haired dude on LinkedIn
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
WR Enthusiast
He kind of rings a bell, but can't put a name or face right now xD
curd
Opinionated
4
AD
Hello salesloft
Deadskulls
Opinionated
4
BDR
The tool you use to hear your prospect's lies.

Also;

Alcohol and UCaaS!
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
5
SaaS Eater
WE GOT A GONG REP ON OUR HANDS
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
WR Enthusiast
@Deadskulls You got UCaaS but the first isn't Alcohol. 

Not even a Gong rep can get them all! 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
Phone systems
Beer

??
Deadskulls
Opinionated
2
BDR
It's not a phone system, but you connect to them...

Also, the last two were my guesses to his post. 
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
3
Rolling 20's all day
Does gong have a lie detector now???
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
4
Key account manager
jazzy stuff that lights up or performs key functions for high end automotive 

Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
WR Enthusiast
The dashboard? 
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
4
Key account manager
in some cases yes, so I will give you that one 

RealEstateVeep
Politicker
4
VP of Real Estate
I monetize the anxiety of middle market businesses.
FattySnacks
Politicker
4
Senior Account Executive
The tools you need to build great products
SiliconBBQ
Politicker
4
The Metal Rooster
cloud-based biz process uniter
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
WR Enthusiast
UCaaS?
SiliconBBQ
Politicker
3
The Metal Rooster
no it's saas. we also effectively pitch as a paas because of the vast partner ecosystem that ties into it. 

a gbu product of big red. someone specifically asked about them awhile back but i'm sure i'm not the only rep here. pretty big sales team in noam
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
4
Rolling 20's all day
Something that interacts and destroys the things that could hurt you (doesn't work for words or insults). Having this can make your brain happier and you feel safer...
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
WR Enthusiast
  Medicine? Weed? A new vaccine?
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
3
Rolling 20's all day
Lol that makes me think of all the scentsy people who want you to use their essential oils.
No, but good guess
alecabral
Arsonist
4
Director - Digital Sales Transformation
I sell cool meetings that actually lead somewhere!
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
WR Enthusiast
Never heard of that... Give me two!
The.Machine
Politicker
4
Sales Development Lead
A tool that makes spamming your prospects easier than ever! 

Sure to leave no channel of communication whatsoever making you the god of all spammers. 
WolfOfDalalStreet
Fire Starter
4
SDR
Just another place to learn shitstuff from so called leaders and trainers.
DMHunter
4
Field Sales Rep
You know the dopamine hit you get when you get a present in the mail? I sell the ugly stuff before that lol
privateryan
Politicker
4
Director of Sales
Confidence and piece of mind in your home
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
5
WR Enthusiast
You get rid of toxic and annoying partners/lovers? 
ChumpChange
Politicker
4
Channel Manager
Stuff that gets stuff to places and saves money.
ppg
Executive
4
All around good guy
Built around you! You don’t see it when you look at it, but you can touch it. 
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
WR Enthusiast
Mirror? a window? a ghost? 
ppg
Executive
4
All around good guy
A window! Nice guess Kimonez
Alfa
Opinionated
4
Senior BDR
I make candidates ambassadors for your brand!
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
4
WR Enthusiast
Sounds like Lead Gen!
Alfa
Opinionated
4
Senior BDR
I sell SaaS to measure and improve recruitment process - I guess you could call it lead gen for candidates 👍😎
TheDeplorable
Politicker
4
AE
Your money shows up in your bank account every Friday and no one thinks about how
Minish
Opinionated
2
Link's Cap
I see what you did there
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