I'll start:
I just threw 3 monitors off the balcony while pounding my chest and howling monkey noises at the new intern
paddy
Tell me you're drunk at work in 57 words or less
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The guys in marketing are actually starting to lookย pretty good...
You're getting a spanking later. And not the kind you ask for before bed...
I'm not allowed to drunkenly leer at the marketing goblins but ur allowed to make out with ppl at AA meetings????
I "cold called" my ex
I'm out of Kahlua, can't find my intern, and still don't know what my favorite CRM is.
Frisky Friday up in here.
I love working at Gong
Enroll in AA. Now.
Judge Thomas, is that you? I told my parole officer I was going to this weekend.ย
Missed my flight againย
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like @paddy?
uh don't steal my lines
glad someone else is cultured on memes
i kAmE iNm toDaye WItH kAtchTuP ON mahy fACee
Lets go play basketball early tomorrow. Yeah, I'm serious 9 AM.
What's going on
A Baby Shark remix does make good club music
I introduced my new hire to martinis! Str8 booze baby
I just took the 2 new implementation managers out for lunch beers and got them wasted - this way when I pass them shit clients they figure it out.ย
Sure working all weekend sounds like a great idea.
all hands meeting at 4pm today?!? Hell yeah!ย
Its the afternoon. I don't drink in the morning (usually). Need I explain more?ย
*vomit noises*
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