Happy Friday. This is officially gonna become my beat I think. Let's hear some savagery.
paddy
Tell me you're drunk at work without telling me you're drunk at work
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I'll go first: HR has confiscated my cigarettes for turning the office into a casino
Obviously youโd be an expert ๐
More Kahlua today or did you mix it up?ย
Last time I got drunk in the office, I apparently ran over to where the SDRs sit and yelled "FUCK YOU, PICK UP THE PHONES AND DIAL" and ran away.ย
Last time I got drunk in the office, I apparently ran over to where the SDRs sit and yelled "FUCK YOU, PICK UP THE PHONES AND DIAL" and ran away.ย
Today is corona day. My Kahlua guy is on PTO.
The SDR's probably deserved it to be honest.
The SDR's probably deserved it to be honest.
Things I thought no one else would notice on a Friday beer-dial-a-thon: I could move the bulk box of cheezits to my desk. What if I filled the whiteboard marker bucket with ice to keep my next beer cold so I donโt have to go all the way back to the kitchen? Is the mothers room a safe nap spot?
Wow the whiteboard marker bucket with ice to hold is innovative as fuck. I knew I liked you.
Modern problems require buzzed solutions.
My name is paddy
nailed it
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I knew you posted this before I opened the thread and saw your name. Alcohol intuition.ย
So you're on beer #6 is what you're saying
Precisely. Office managers last day and needless to say they brought some booze with them.ย
The guy I share a desk with went to HR and complained I was telling prospects I loved them, then immediately after, telling them to fuck off.
Thing is, I work at home, by myself.ย
Thing is, I work at home, by myself.ย
I just called my last closed lost and left them a "fuck you" voicemailย
Good, fuck them.ย
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Ah yes, I see you also had kahlua
- Hooking up w one of the girls from marketing in the stairwell.ย
- Doing demos with one eye open
- Posting in the War Room instead of generating pipelineย
- Filling my La Croix half full with vodkaย
- Doing demos with one eye open
- Posting in the War Room instead of generating pipelineย
- Filling my La Croix half full with vodkaย
Lunch at 10:30
Haha ๐ย
I'm never drunk, just maintaining a constant buzz on Fridays
HEY MA!!! Hang up the phone! I need to use AOL, need to log into salesforce !!!!!ย
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