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Tell me you're in sales, without telling me you're in sales...

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HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
+14
Regional VP
My anxiety peaks and resets every 3 months
Selichimorpha
Politicker
+7
Growth Executive
I would kill for quarterly quotas omg
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
+14
Regional VP
haha mines an annual quota, but doesn't reduce the pressure put on us by leadership to get things done by end of quarter.
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salesmanager80
Catalyst
+4
SM
The peak is the rush and the reset is the calm before the storm
SaaSsy
Politicker
+3
Sales Executive
🀣
GigabitChaser
Good Citizen
+1
Sr Account Executive
Haha so true.Β 
GigabitChaser
Good Citizen
+1
Sr Account Executive
hope you don't mind but I 100% stole this today. :)Β 
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
+14
Regional VP
Haha how did you steal it? Where would this come in handy to use?
Hotlead
Politicker
+7
Producer
I'm not calling you to sell you anything over the phone I was just wondering what your schedule was looking so we can just block of 20 minutes for a meeting
shaquille_oatmeal
WR Lieutenant
+3
I'd like to circle back
^lol
an
angel285
SDR
omfg
Soiboi
Politicker
+5
Account Executive, EIAS/Compliance
LOL πŸ˜‚
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icecoldcaller
Good Citizen
Business Development Representative
"Is this a sales call?" "No, it's actually a meeting call" has gotten me multiple meetings πŸ˜…
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LordBusiness
Politicker
+8
Chief Revenue Officer
I know for a fact, the customer isn't always rightΒ 
Biznasty
Opinionated
+5
Lead Business Development Manager
I read in a book... the customer is always right but the customer isn’t always bright πŸ˜‚
Salespreuner
Big Shot
+11
Regional Sales Director
πŸ‘ŒπŸ™Œ
salesninja
Opinionated
+3
VP
I don’t want to be a poor
beerisforclosers
Politicker
+8
Account Manager
But I do want unpredictability in my paychecks!
Don_Ready
Politicker
+3
AE
Do you want to do dinner at 6 PM or 7 PM EST?
neversettle
Politicker
+6
SDR
OMG.....this is so me. I have territories in all time zones so I'm constantly time stamping everything!!!!
thatdocumentguy
Fire Starter
+2
VP Growth
I cross the international date line. I'm a pro.
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steakalldayerryday
Opinionated
+4
AE
Salespeople are literally the best at planning dinners
beerisforclosers
Politicker
+8
Account Manager
LOL - this is me
jwils
Politicker
+9
Sales Manager
I want everyone to think of me as a resource moving forward.Β 

allbusiness
WR Officer
+3
Senior Technical Business Analyst
Think of me as an extension of your team.
Eire
Enterprise Account Executive
πŸ˜‚ I don’t know where I picked this up but it works.... well it gets brownie points with the managers shadowing your calls and giving feedback πŸ˜„
presidentsclubconnoisseur
Account Executive
"dont objectify me. Okay, actually, yes, please objectify me into a resource"
Salespreuner
Big Shot
+11
Regional Sales Director
Super coolπŸ˜…βœ…
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icecoldcaller
Good Citizen
Business Development Representative
Love this one πŸ˜‚
allsetdude
Enterprise Account Executive
Too good.Β 
exec
Catalyst
+5
Account Executive
the most productive thing you can do once a docusign is sent is to stop what you're doing and wait. don't care if I'm notified when it's opened.Β 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+13
Senior Account Executive
Gotta keep clicking on that envelope to see the details πŸ‘€
Savagedoge
Big Shot
+11
Account Executive
I tell everyone how I can help them increase productivity by 69%Β 
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
that's queen coups to u
Nice
wHaTyAgOtCoOkInG
Catalyst
+4
Account Executive
man of culture
Salespreuner
Big Shot
+11
Regional Sales Director
Amen!
DadFather
Politicker
+5
Enterprise Account Executive
*puts on headset* It’s go time.Β 
wahmsales
WR Officer
+10
SDR
I'm in this online community where we bitch about getting hung up on and ghosted.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+13
Senior Account Executive
Per my last email...
Ba
Bandido
Politicker
+3
Client Director
My wife gets mad at me because I try to haggle everything we buy.....you’d actually be surprised on where you actually can haggle.....think about it next time you purchase furniture for example.
DrSmallprint
Politicker
+3
Account Executive
I would ask if they offered "Good guy discounts." Drove my wife insane. Saved $40 bucks on a coat the first time i tried. Everything in life is negotiable.Β Β 
goose
Politicker
+12
Sales Executive
My wife thought I was crazy until I got a tv for half off at Best Buy.Β  Blue shirt was happy to apply all sorts of discounts.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+13
Senior Account Executive
Damn. I need a new phone. πŸ€” Got any pointers?
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allsaasnobrakes
Good Citizen
Growth Account Executive
I make sure to circle back about following up
beerisforclosers
Politicker
+8
Account Manager
Current favorite phrase: "Bubbling this back up to the top of your Inbox!"
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steakalldayerryday
Opinionated
+4
AE
Also, "bubble up feedback"
IzzyWinning
Arsonist
+6
Enterprise Account Executive
Everything I say is in the spirit of transparency.Β 
Stringer
Arsonist
+8
SDR
Just to clarify, you're asking me to tell you I'm in sales?
Broncosfan
Politicker
+5
Account Manager
I’ve been told to fuck off today by a stranger.Β 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+13
Senior Account Executive
That's how you know you're doing well at work πŸ˜†
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
that's queen coups to u
I'm not trying to sell you anything
Captain_Q
Arsonist
+8
Sr. Account Executive
Just wanted to circle up with you to see if the time is right to continue our discussion....
rekled
Opinionated
+2
Strategic Account Executive
I invite you to join my LinkedIn network
AutoSmiler
Arsonist
+7
SDR
You gonna sign that?
beerisforclosers
Politicker
+8
Account Manager
Still awaiting that signature you verbally promised me...
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
I have bleeding ulcers!Β 

Was it whiskey? Was it stress? No one knows!
E_Money
Politicker
+11
Outbound Sales Manager- US
I refresh my email more and more the closer I get to EOM.
PresidentSkroob
Fire Starter
+3
CSM
I now subscribe to a bi-weekly wine delivery service.
antiASKHOLE
Politicker
+8
Inside Sales Lead
I like Money
Money
Valued Contributor
+6
Director of Enterprise Sales
thx, i like you too
antiASKHOLE
Politicker
+8
Inside Sales Lead
Epic! We should hang out.Β 
WillSell4Commish
Opinionated
+3
VP of Deez
*uses the phrase alleviate concern*
KnightKingORL
Opinionated
+2
Account Executive
pog
AnchorPoint
Politicker
+8
Business Coach
Have business cards in wallet.Β  Asks great questions. Listens to what is unsaid. Gets shit done regardless of obstacle. Rules do not apply.
The_Sales_Badger
Notorious Answer
+9
Account Executive
I'm a value-engineer
SADNESSLieutenant
Arsonist
+8
SDR
I dont want to make calls today
el_dude
Good Citizen
Industry Market Leader - Sales and Delivery
I'm spending my time on this thread instead of doing something productive...
CircleTheWagons
Account Executive
My 5 year old son uses give/get negotiation techniques to extend his screen time and makes me shake on it
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