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Tell me you're in sales, without telling me you're in sales...

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HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
+14
Regional VP
My anxiety peaks and resets every 3 months
Selichimorpha
Politicker
+6
Growth Executive
I would kill for quarterly quotas omg
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
+14
Regional VP
haha mines an annual quota, but doesn't reduce the pressure put on us by leadership to get things done by end of quarter.
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salesmanager80
Good Citizen
Sales Manager
The peak is the rush and the reset is the calm before the storm
SaaSsy
Politicker
+2
Sales Executive
๐Ÿคฃ
GigabitChaser
Good Citizen
+1
Sr Account Executive
Haha so true.ย 
GigabitChaser
Good Citizen
+1
Sr Account Executive
hope you don't mind but I 100% stole this today. :)ย 
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
+14
Regional VP
Haha how did you steal it? Where would this come in handy to use?
Hotlead
Politicker
+6
SDR
I'm not calling you to sell you anything over the phone I was just wondering what your schedule was looking so we can just block of 20 minutes for a meeting
shaquille_oatmeal
WR Lieutenant
+3
I'd like to circle back
^lol
an
angel285
SDR
omfg
Soiboi
Politicker
+5
Account Executive, EIAS/Compliance
LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚
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icecoldcaller
Good Citizen
Business Development Representative
"Is this a sales call?" "No, it's actually a meeting call" has gotten me multiple meetings ๐Ÿ˜…
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LordBusiness
Politicker
+7
Chief Revenue Officer
I know for a fact, the customer isn't always rightย 
Biznasty
Opinionated
+5
Lead Business Development Manager
I read in a book... the customer is always right but the customer isnโ€™t always bright ๐Ÿ˜‚
Salespreuner
Big Shot
+11
Regional Sales Director
๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
salesninja
Opinionated
+3
VP
I donโ€™t want to be a poor
beerisforclosers
Politicker
+8
Account Manager
But I do want unpredictability in my paychecks!
Don_Ready
Politicker
+3
AE
Do you want to do dinner at 6 PM or 7 PM EST?
neversettle
Politicker
+4
SDR
OMG.....this is so me. I have territories in all time zones so I'm constantly time stamping everything!!!!
thatdocumentguy
Good Citizen
VP Growth
I cross the international date line. I'm a pro.
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steakalldayerryday
Opinionated
+4
AE
Salespeople are literally the best at planning dinners
beerisforclosers
Politicker
+8
Account Manager
LOL - this is me
jwils
Politicker
+8
Team Lead
I want everyone to think of me as a resource moving forward.ย 

allbusiness
WR Officer
+3
Senior Technical Business Analyst
Think of me as an extension of your team.
Eire
Enterprise Account Executive
๐Ÿ˜‚ I donโ€™t know where I picked this up but it works.... well it gets brownie points with the managers shadowing your calls and giving feedback ๐Ÿ˜„
presidentsclubconnoisseur
Account Executive
"dont objectify me. Okay, actually, yes, please objectify me into a resource"
Salespreuner
Big Shot
+11
Regional Sales Director
Super cool๐Ÿ˜…โœ…
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icecoldcaller
Good Citizen
Business Development Representative
Love this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
allsetdude
Enterprise Account Executive
Too good.ย 
exec
Catalyst
+5
Account Executive
the most productive thing you can do once a docusign is sent is to stop what you're doing and wait. don't care if I'm notified when it's opened.ย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Needer of Life Alert
Gotta keep clicking on that envelope to see the details ๐Ÿ‘€
Savagedoge
Politicker
+7
Account Executive
I tell everyone how I can help them increase productivity by 69%ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
Kahluapons
Nice
wHaTyAgOtCoOkInG
Catalyst
+4
Account Executive
man of culture
Salespreuner
Big Shot
+11
Regional Sales Director
Amen!
DadFather
Politicker
+5
Enterprise Account Executive
*puts on headset* Itโ€™s go time.ย 
wahmsales
WR Officer
+10
SDR
I'm in this online community where we bitch about getting hung up on and ghosted.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Needer of Life Alert
Per my last email...
Ba
Bandido
Politicker
+3
Client Director
My wife gets mad at me because I try to haggle everything we buy.....youโ€™d actually be surprised on where you actually can haggle.....think about it next time you purchase furniture for example.
DrSmallprint
Politicker
+3
Account Executive
I would ask if they offered "Good guy discounts." Drove my wife insane. Saved $40 bucks on a coat the first time i tried. Everything in life is negotiable.ย ย 
goose
Politicker
+10
Sales Executive
My wife thought I was crazy until I got a tv for half off at Best Buy.ย  Blue shirt was happy to apply all sorts of discounts.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Needer of Life Alert
Damn. I need a new phone. ๐Ÿค” Got any pointers?
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IzzyWinning
Arsonist
+6
Enterprise Account Executive
Everything I say is in the spirit of transparency.ย 
Stringer
Arsonist
+8
SDR
Just to clarify, you're asking me to tell you I'm in sales?
Broncosfan
Politicker
+5
Account Manager
Iโ€™ve been told to fuck off today by a stranger.ย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Needer of Life Alert
That's how you know you're doing well at work ๐Ÿ˜†
allsaasnobrakes
Good Citizen
Growth Account Executive
I make sure to circle back about following up
beerisforclosers
Politicker
+8
Account Manager
Current favorite phrase: "Bubbling this back up to the top of your Inbox!"
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steakalldayerryday
Opinionated
+4
AE
Also, "bubble up feedback"
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
Kahluapons
I'm not trying to sell you anything
Captain_Q
Arsonist
+8
Sr. Account Executive
Just wanted to circle up with you to see if the time is right to continue our discussion....
rekled
Opinionated
+2
Strategic Account Executive
I invite you to join my LinkedIn network
AutoSmiler
Arsonist
+7
SDR
You gonna sign that?
beerisforclosers
Politicker
+8
Account Manager
Still awaiting that signature you verbally promised me...
E_Money
Arsonist
+8
Outbound Sales Manager- US
I refresh my email more and more the closer I get to EOM.
PresidentSkroob
Contributor
+2
CSM
I now subscribe to a bi-weekly wine delivery service.
antiASKHOLE
Politicker
+8
Inside Sales Lead
I like Money
Money
Valued Contributor
+5
Director of Enterprise Sales
thx, i like you too
antiASKHOLE
Politicker
+8
Inside Sales Lead
Epic! We should hang out.ย 
WillSell4Commish
Opinionated
+3
VP of Deez
*uses the phrase alleviate concern*
KnightKingORL
Opinionated
+2
Account Executive
pog
AnchorPoint
Politicker
+8
Business Coach
Have business cards in wallet.ย  Asks great questions. Listens to what is unsaid. Gets shit done regardless of obstacle. Rules do not apply.
The_Honey_Badger
Opinionated
+5
Account Executive
I'm a value-engineer
SADNESSLieutenant
Arsonist
+8
SDR
I dont want to make calls today
el_dude
Good Citizen
Industry Market Leader - Sales and Delivery
I'm spending my time on this thread instead of doing something productive...
CircleTheWagons
Account Executive
My 5 year old son uses give/get negotiation techniques to extend his screen time and makes me shake on it
Incognito
WR Officer
+10
Master of Disaster
I have bleeding ulcers!ย 

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