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The twelve most terrifying words

The twelve most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from SalesOps, and I'm here to help you close more deals.
πŸ— Sales Enablement
πŸ˜‚ Sales Humor
πŸ€“ Sales Tech
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CoorsKing
WR Officer
+11
King of the Coors Knights
Hi, I'm from deal desk. This discount is not approved, please resubmit.
SaaSguy
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
too far, delete thisΒ 
wahmsales
WR Officer
+10
SDR
You had a great month last month, so we're raising your quota.
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
HR here. I'm going to need to confiscate your bottle of Kahlua.
WCK
Notorious Answer
+11
Padre de Tequila, General of the Coors Knights
At least they left you the cigs?
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Oh yeah, they took my decoy bottle anyways. Suckers!
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Master of Disaster
HR here, I'm afraid we have to talk. Let's meet Monday morning.Β 
OpalTiddyChurger
Arsonist
+9
Funbags Enthusiast
Hi, we hid your shitpost because we don't like you getting commission.Β 
wahmsales
WR Officer
+10
SDR
We'd like to revisit this in 2025, don't contact us until then.
Ryscott0317
Politicker
+7
Territory Manager
Hi, I’m from marketing and I have a hot lead for you!
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
+14
Regional VP
Did you submit a trouble ticket?Β  Did you try restarting your machine?
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Needer of Life Alert
The credit team can't approve this profile without two years of financials.
GDO
Politicker
+7
BDM
Haha πŸ˜‚Β 
I think dealdesk cancelling a outstanding contract is even worse.Β 
Supersize
Good Citizen
Digital Sales Director
Don’t be afraid of change. It’s a great growth opportunity for you.Β 
ChicagoCloser1717
Politicker
+7
Account Manager
Remove sales opp and change with either β€œmanagement” or β€œmarketing” i would be more afriad
Reformed.Rep
Good Citizen
+1
Product Manager
Our Legal made changes to your contract. Track Changes? What are those?
slaydie
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
Proud of everyone for smashing last quarter. We're re-evaluating your comp plan.
TheRealVladimirPutin
Opinionated
+5
AE
We're giving a chunk of your territory to a new sales rep
SalesSage
Valued Contributor
+5
National Account Manager
Marketing will do all outbound emails moving forwards and you must use!
RealEstateVeep
Politicker
+6
VP of Real Estate
Corp, your wife is here, she says she knows about your girlfriend.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
Your shipment was delayed, again.Β 
RealEstateVeep
Politicker
+6
VP of Real Estate
We now know why you're in sales! 5/12.
JuicyKlay
Politicker
+9
AM
I’m pregnant and not sure you’re the father. See you on Maury!
alecabral
Arsonist
+8
Director - Digital Sales Transformation
I'm a marketer, and I'll teach you how to sell that thingie.
RaymundoFlex
Opinionated
+2
AE
β€œI’m your SDR, this lead is as really chill guy” I didn’t count the words fuck off
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