The twelve most terrifying words

The twelve most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from SalesOps, and I'm here to help you close more deals.
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CoorsKing
WR Officer
12
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Hi, I'm from deal desk. This discount is not approved, please resubmit.
SaaSguy
Tycoon
3
Account Executive
too far, delete this 
wahmsales
WR Officer
7
SDR
You had a great month last month, so we're raising your quota.
paddy
WR Officer
6
Director of Business Development
HR here. I'm going to need to confiscate your bottle of Kahlua.
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
4
Sr. Customer Success Manager
HR here, I'm afraid we have to talk. Let's meet Monday morning. 
BmajoR
Arsonist
3
Account Executive
Hi, we hid your shitpost because we don't like you getting commission. 
wahmsales
WR Officer
2
SDR
We'd like to revisit this in 2025, don't contact us until then.
Ryscott0317
Politicker
2
Cloud Specialist
Hi, I’m from marketing and I have a hot lead for you!
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
2
HMFIC
Did you submit a trouble ticket?  Did you try restarting your machine?
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
🦊
The credit team can't approve this profile without two years of financials.
GDO
Politicker
1
BDM
Haha 😂 
I think dealdesk cancelling a outstanding contract is even worse. 
Supersize
Personal Narrative
1
Digital Sales Director
Don’t be afraid of change. It’s a great growth opportunity for you. 
ChicagoCloser1717
Politicker
1
New Business Development Representative
Remove sales opp and change with either “management” or “marketing” i would be more afriad
Reformed.Rep
Good Citizen
0
Product Manager
Our Legal made changes to your contract. Track Changes? What are those?
slaydie
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Proud of everyone for smashing last quarter. We're re-evaluating your comp plan.
KendallRoy
Politicker
0
AM
We're giving a chunk of your territory to a new sales rep
SalesSage
Valued Contributor
0
National Account Manager
Marketing will do all outbound emails moving forwards and you must use!
RealEstateVeep
Politicker
0
VP of Real Estate
Corp, your wife is here, she says she knows about your girlfriend.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
0
War Room Enthusiast
Your shipment was delayed, again. 
RealEstateVeep
Politicker
0
VP of Real Estate
We now know why you're in sales! 5/12.
JuicyKlay
Celebrated Contributor
0
AM
I’m pregnant and not sure you’re the father. See you on Maury!
alecabral
Arsonist
0
Director - Digital Sales Transformation
I'm a marketer, and I'll teach you how to sell that thingie.
RaymundoFlex
Opinionated
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AE
“I’m your SDR, this lead is as really chill guy” I didn’t count the words fuck off
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Two most misused words

Advice
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Members only

How did you overcome using filler words?

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Members only

What sales buzz words make you want to Van Gogh your ears?

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