12 Days of Salesmas
On the first day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, a piping hot cup of coffee.
On the second day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, two Laserjets and a piping hot cup of coffee.
On the third day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, three new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.
On the fourth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, four business cards, three new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.
On the fifth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, five cigarettes, four business cards, three new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.
On the sixth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.
On the seventh day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, seven deals a-closing, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.
On the eighth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, eight floors a-mopping, seven deals a-closing, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.
On the ninth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, nine HR hearings, eight floors a-mopping, seven deals a-closing, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.
On the tenth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, ten water coolers, nine HR hearings, eight floors a-mopping, seven deals a-closing, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.
On the eleventh day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, eleven restraining orders, ten water coolers, nine HR hearings, eight floors a-mopping, seven deals a-closing, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.
On the twelfth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, twelve harassment lawsuits, eleven restraining orders, ten water coolers, nine HR hearings, eight floors a-mopping, seven deals a-closing, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.
-paddy
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