The 12 Days of Salesmas

12 Days of Salesmas


On the first day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, a piping hot cup of coffee.


On the second day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, two Laserjets and a piping hot cup of coffee.


On the third day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, three new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.


On the fourth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, four business cards, three new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.


On the fifth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, five cigarettes, four business cards, three new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.


On the sixth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.


On the seventh day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, seven deals a-closing, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.


On the eighth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, eight floors a-mopping, seven deals a-closing, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.


On the ninth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, nine HR hearings, eight floors a-mopping, seven deals a-closing, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.


On the tenth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, ten water coolers, nine HR hearings, eight floors a-mopping, seven deals a-closing, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.


On the eleventh day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, eleven restraining orders, ten water coolers, nine HR hearings, eight floors a-mopping, seven deals a-closing, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.


On the twelfth day of Salesmas my intern gave to me, twelve harassment lawsuits, eleven restraining orders, ten water coolers, nine HR hearings, eight floors a-mopping, seven deals a-closing, six cats a-purring, five cigarettes, four business cards, threw new leads, two Laserjets, and a piping hot cup of coffee.


-paddy

๐Ÿงข Sales Management
๐Ÿน War Room
๐Ÿ’ผ Office Life
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
9
๐ŸฆŠ
Good thing you have a powerful team of attorneys.ย 
paddy
WR Officer
7
Director of Business Development
I have one for each day of Salesmas
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
๐ŸฆŠ
That's because you are a diabolical genius.ย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
โ˜•๏ธ
They are very good at serving drinks, too, tbh.
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
Especially champagne.ย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
โ˜•๏ธ
Everyone knows that you were too drunk to care by Day 9, and everyone also knows this rule: If you were blackout and struck an intern with a soldering iron, it didn't happen.
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
Day 9? Bruh, my piping hot cup of coffee wasn't just coffee...
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
โ˜•๏ธ
My man ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Bravo!
Diablo
Politicker
2
Sr. AE
Piping hot cup of coffee sustained!
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
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Do you ever take sick days?

Question
18
Do you ever take a day off sick?
63% yep
38% nope
56 people voted
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Bad days?

Question
15
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Do you take vacation on the last two weeks of the quarter?

Question
20
Do you take vacation on the last two weeks of the quarter?
40% Yes, but only if I am above quota. I won't if I'm below quota.
33% Yep! Doesn't matter if I'm below or above quota
27% No, never
142 people voted