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paddy

Director of Business Development

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The 2020 election was stolen from Trump

Jk just wanted to stir the pot and get you to click on this.


Serious question: I have a conference in Vegas next week and need some solid restaurant recommendations for taking out a debaucherous client. I'm talking filet mignon, lobster, or any other heart attack-inducing foods that pair well with shots of Kahlua. Strip club recs are also appreciated here.


Give me some ideas people! (please)


-paddy

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UrAssIsSaaS
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SaaS Eater
There were only 2 possible outcomes when clicking on this thread. @paddyย being a dog and getting ALL the clicks.ย 

Or someone trying to sell Crypto. Happy to see it was the former.ย 
queenops
Opinionated
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Maker of Sales
lol my vote was crypto
chipsnsals
Praised Answer
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SDR
hahaha
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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I had a great time and a bomb-ass meal at STK last time I was in town, which was also my last memory of that evening. Fucking old Vegas...am I right?
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
Old Vegas? You dog...

I'll be on the strip mainly but a quick trip to old Vegas might be imminent when I lose all of my money and need blackjack tables with lower minimumsย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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โ˜•๏ธ
Played a game of Pub Golf through Old Vegas. My goodness was I making so many mistakes by going for a tidy round.
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
Old Vegas is amazing. STK is solid.ย 
butwhy
Politicker
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Solutions Engineer
Their happy hour starts at 3pm and is FABULOUS.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
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๐Ÿ‘‘
I wish I could remember the name of the last strip club I went to in Vegas...for $10 it got you a show and two doubles, free poured. I got titties in my face and barely made it back to the hotel alive 10/10 would do again.

It was somewhere on Fremont, of course.ย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
You know what else was stolen from Trump, @paddyย ? The declaration of independence. I hear it wasย  an inside job with @UrAssIsSaaSย doing a trojan ivanka.ย 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
5
SaaS Eater
I dont know if this is a complement or an insult
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
It's provocative, it gets the people going.ย 
Biznasty
Opinionated
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Lead Business Development Manager
I consider any Nicholas Cage movie reference an insult lol
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
5
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Two places, both totally different.ย 
1. THE Steakhouse at Circus Circus. I KNOW CIRCUS CIRCUS IS A DUMP. But THE steakhouse is an old school gem. Open pit grill, Wait staffโ€™s average tenure is 25+ years. Dry aged steaks, awesome wine list. You will be treated like a King. Shows the customer you KNOW Vegas.ย 
2. Bazaar Meats at the Saraha. This WILL be expensive, long, and totally worth it. Eat the foie gras cotton candy pops, the beef tartare slides, etc.ย 
BmajoR
Arsonist
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Account Executive
The foie gras cotton candy is fucking amazing!!! I'm glad someone else knows about this.ย 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
If youโ€™re looking to actually talk to customers this is the place to go. Absolute experience.ย 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
i'll be in the vegas airport on tuesday evening. if you want me to power scooter my fatass over to say hi im happy to throw the dueces at you as i roll by.

try chuck-e-cheeses followed up by girl collection. should be a potent 1-2 punch.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Clicking on this was just me chanting ' please be paddy, please be Paddy'
paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
You know me too well
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
2
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
game recognises game
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
4
Sales
Great Irish place there that I love, has great burgers and fries, McDonalds. Give it a shotย 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
Thought it was McDowells?
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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๐ŸฆŠ
They have golden arches. WE have golden arcs.ย 
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
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Sales
Clients love the deconstructed chicken, paired with sweet pepper vinegar brown sugar sauce, along with the elongated potato lengths.ย 
WomenWantMeFishFearMe
Politicker
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AM
Trump Tower Grill. They have the best Taco Bowls.
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
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Key account manager
Dang it, I came for the dramaย 
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
Hey, stay a little while. Anything can happen in this thread. I once got a man executed in a thread about integration technologies for telling me he ate pineapple on pizzaย 
Mobi85
Politicker
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Regional Sales Manager
About made me spit out my coffee this morning with this and eagerly clicked to see the carnage in the comments but all in all great job with the click baitโ€ฆ.do you work in marketing (jk)
paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
Maybe I should ๐Ÿค”
Mobi85
Politicker
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Regional Sales Manager
You have already got more clicks and replies than most marketing emailsโ€ฆyou will lead them
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
The best steakhouse I have ever been too sits inside the Venetian. Cut by Wolfgang pick. The steak my group had there left us all in a state of bliss. Highly recommendย 
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Second!ย  Most excellent.

Gordon Ramsey Steak in Paris is excellent as well.
butwhy
Politicker
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Solutions Engineer
I think Delmonico's is better - but I think it was closed when I was there in July.ย 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
For the type of meeting youโ€™re taking about: The Golden Steer. Old school classic steakhouse, exceptional food and wine. And reserved tables for Frank Sinatra, Jerry Lewis, Joe DiMaggio. . Dinner there, then treat him to titties.
saasesforthemaases
Tycoon
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Account Manager, West
I just saw this and 1000000% concur. The best place for exactly this kind of client.ย 
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
The 2016 election was stolen from Bernie.
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
The election of 1804 was stolen from Charles Pickney
thewhyguy
Politicker
1
Bi-curious SDR
The empire of Rome was stolen from Caesar
paddy
WR Officer
4
Director of Business Development
You probably heard that from Q Anon huh?
thewhyguy
Politicker
2
Bi-curious SDR
I mean, he was there so...
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
SHAMELESS clickbait.ย 

Awesome.ย  Thanks for the laugh.ย 
hancock
Good Citizen
1
Director Strategic Accounts
Beauty & Essex at The Cosmopolitan -- great food and vibe. And also at Cosmo isย Superfrico--cool experience with live performances and great drinks.ย 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
1
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Cosmo is surprisingly cool
Biznasty
Opinionated
1
Lead Business Development Manager
God. I love a debaucherously fun client. I can finally be myself around someone.ย 
MoochiePoochie
Politicker
1
Infinite Intern
If you're looking to indulge their debaucherous tendencies, Javier's at ARIA will do the trick.
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
Awesome tequila selection there.ย 
BmajoR
Arsonist
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Account Executive
MAGA '24
MannyV
Member
1
Account Executive
The spearmint rhino. The a b and c shift have Saudi prince vibes. A-1 chicken tenders. Golden steer for steak.
ultraman
Tycoon
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Shepherd
You totally got me. I was about to crack some skullz.ย 
sellingsellssold
Politicker
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SDR
Hahah I feel for thisโ€ฆ good was to get people fired up and open your post. Love the creativity!
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
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War Room Enthusiast
Itโ€™s amazing how everyone can recognize Paddyโ€™s genius just by reading the title! Good luck in Vegas my man!ย 
Panda4489
Politicker
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Head of Some Shit
@paddyย Gordon Ramsey steak and Treasures with their 2 hours open bar special per person.ย 
saasesforthemaases
Tycoon
0
Account Manager, West
Giving away my secret. There is an amazing restaurant in the old part of vegas. The place looks like a dump until you walk in, then it is straight out of the rat pack and fucking amazing. The place is called Golden Steer. You will not be disappointed. It is 1 of the best places of all time to take a client like that.ย 
returnofthemac
Valued Contributor
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Account Executive
@paddyย Mizumi - unreal sushi/kobe beef place - expensive, fattening, and delicious
NorthernSalesGuru
Politicker
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Manager, Outbound Sales
lmao legitimately thought this was going to be a political discussion
ebroseph
0
Account Executive
My debaucherous clients forced Spearmint Rhino on me when we went to a Veg conference. 3 nights in a row. I think they serve food too if you ask nicely.ย 
AnchorPoint
Politicker
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Business Coach
Interesting description of your client.

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