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The Account Executive - Illustration by Dr. Suess


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southernfriedsales
Opinionated
+8
Senior AE & Business Owner
The cactus about to hit his taint is dead on.ย 
SammySandbags
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
like its got a heat seeker on it
SalesSage
Opinionated
+4
National Account Manager
and a face!
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
+11
Director Sales and Market Development
needs more hats
SammySandbags
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
"sounds like you wear a lot of hats over there."
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
+11
Director Sales and Market Development
you got it
SalesSage
Opinionated
+4
National Account Manager
Do you like my hat? No I don't like your hat.
SabertoothSales
Opinionated
+4
Southeast Regional Manager
Nice "Go Dog, Go" reference here
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
dope
SammySandbags
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
the Dr was a beast
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
IKR
harebrained
Opinionated
+2
Enterprise Account Executive
I assume the birds are my boss and the SVP of Sales looking down on me disapprovingly?
SammySandbags
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
Lol didnt even put that together, nice!
Ace
Arsonist
+9
CEO
True to the core lol
SammySandbags
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
the more you look the more difficult his job gets lol
Ace
Arsonist
+9
CEO
Yes IKR lol
bamageorge
Politicker
+8
BDR
hahaha awesome!
SammySandbags
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
Gets me every time
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
Dr. Seuss was a well known cold calling machine.
SammySandbags
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
no one handled objections better than he
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
hahahahhaha
Kinonez
Arsonist
+8
Team Lead
This is a great illustration!!
SammySandbags
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
so cool!

NoSuperhero
Politicker
+6
BDR
How much has that changed in 60 or so years?
SammySandbags
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
Doesnt look like much lol
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Needer of Life Alert
Wait is that the dude that eats all the hamburgers?
SammySandbags
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
I'm not sure tbh
JC10X
Politicker
+8
Senior Sales Manager
Facts!
SalesSage
Opinionated
+4
National Account Manager
which character is marketing?
SabertoothSales
Opinionated
+4
Southeast Regional Manager
Hahaha!
The one with the cane under the hurdle "bringing you into another hot lead"
SammySandbags
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
Lol just a troll
Lambda
Politicker
+6
Sales Consultant
the cane to trip you up is made up of kevlar steel, cant be avoided
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
+12
Account Executive
He needs to be carrying more on his back, lol!
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As an Account Executive, how much prospecting do you do?
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What are the KPI of a high-performing Account Executive selling entreprise tech?
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