Anyone have a good security system for keeping your liquor cabinet locked? Been a hectic morning. The intern I've been keeping in there somehow escaped. No clue how he got out but it's clear that I need a new lock/security system and potentially a new cabinet entirely. If anyone has a good one in mind, drop it in the comments. Here is my buying criteria:
-mobile alerts when cabinet opens
-equipped with lasers that vaporize HR within 10 feet of cabinet
-sound proof (yes, the current one is already sound proof but you can never have too many layers)
-Cuban mahogany wood frame
-titanium alloy doors in case of fire
-can hold 30 two-liter bottles of Kahlua
-24 karat gold hook on the outside for my revolver
If anyone sells something like this, hmu I can probably fill half your quota in one sale right here.
-paddy
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