The internet was a mistake and so were you.

Dear savages, give me your most savage one-liner insults. 

I have some bridges to burn. 
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Cue the yo momma jokes in 3...2...1...
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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You look like you've been rode hard and put up wet. Bless it.

If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
i fucked ur dad
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
If I needed you to disappoint two people on a group call, I would have told you to call your parents. 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. 
goose
Politicker
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Sales Executive
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Diablo
Politicker
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Sr. AE
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
you wouldn't sell two copies if you pressed a double album.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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@funcoupons can you help Fuzzy out?
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
Your mom is so stupid that she goes to Barney’s rooftop deck restaurant for lunch and orders a Niçoise salad and calls it a Nikoy salad 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Yo Momma so ugly, when she was a kid, she had to trick or treat by phone. 

Yo Momma so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
#2 could be true in my family. We are a small people.
Fenderbaum
Politicker
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Retired Choirboy🪕
I envy people who haven't met you.

salesman23
Opinionated
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OSL
Burn them all homie
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If Internet Explorer is still brave enough to ask to be your default browser, You're brave enough to pick up the phone and make your next call.

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