SADNESSLieutenant

Officer of ♥️

THE KID IS NOW AN AE

I HAVE EVOLVED. After kicking the dust off my sob story unprofessional longwinded jerry mcguire exit from a failing company I have 2 weeks later accepted an offer today and made it into full cycle sales BABY. I'd like to thank my sponsors, the Coors army, the naysayers of professionalism, and all the 'adults' in my life for getting this kid out of the pitiful SDR world.

*bows **dolphin screeching in distance**

Thankyou, thankyou very much. Happy Friday everyone.

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CuriousFox

WR Officer

4

🦊

Welcome to the dark side my friend.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

1

Officer of ♥️

Much obliged.

E_Money

Big Shot

4

💰

Fuck yeah kid!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

SKRRRT

funcoupons

WR Officer

4

👑

Congrats kid. Go hit the showers.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

1

Officer of ♥️

Right away.

NotCreativeEnough

Big Shot

3

Professional Day Ruiner

nice work. now make that job your bitch.

FattySnacks

Politicker

3

Senior Account Executive

CONGRATS!!!! Very much deserved and hope it works out well

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

2

Officer of ♥️

**dolphin noises** Thanks very much, me too, I'm sure it will

unclespacejam

Politicker

3

ur dad’s brother

LFGGGGGGGGGGGGG

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Happy dance

unclespacejam

Politicker

1

ur dad’s brother

Welcome the fucking squadddddd

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

3

☕️

Son. Good.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

2

Officer of ♥️

thanks dad

Sunbunny31

Politicker

2

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Great news! Congratulations!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

2

Officer of ♥️

The best! I can breathe now, finding a job is a full time prospecting gig. Thanks so much

Sunbunny31

Politicker

2

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

No doubt!

1nbatopshotfan

Politicker

2

Sales

Congrats! Way to move quickly!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

1

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou very much! Glad I was able to secure another gig asap.

TennisandSales

Politicker

2

Head Of Sales

hell yeah man. pumped for you!

What are the details?
did you get a pay raise?
What is your quota?
Any fun perks at the new place?

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

1

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou! Details coming soon ;)

TennisandSales

Politicker

1

Head Of Sales

🙌

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

1

Officer of ♥️

Details sir: Stealth company but thousands of employees. Restaurant tech/cloudkitchens/delivery/realestate
Raise: OF COURSE
Quota: Not allowed to disclose because my NDA but essentially at about 60% attainment
Perks: Staying off camera/remote/new macbook not much lol

Pachacuti

Politicker

2

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

Congrats!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou!

jefe

Arsonist

2

🍁

Great news! Congrats!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

1

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou!

ego

Politicker

1

Bartender

Congratz my dude!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou!

SaaSholeengineer

Good Citizen

1

Sales Engineer

Congrats! Glad you ditched your old gig. I hope your new gig has the onboarding resources and leadership you will need to be successful. Remember to never book a meeting on a Friday or your SE will murder you

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou! Duly noted. lmao

Mobi85

Politicker

1

Regional Sales Manager

Congrats

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou!

bandabanda

Tycoon

1

Senior AE Mid Market

Well done! I know the job search is exhausting. Can’t wait to hear how you’re crushing it.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

1

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou! I'll update the wins :)

DungeonsNDemos

Big Shot

1

Rolling 20's all day

He has evolved and found a new form! Congrats!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou!

SalesBeast

Politicker

1

Sales Director

Solid work.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou!

FoodForSales

Politicker

1

AE

well done!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou!

looper1010

Celebrated Contributor

1

Solutions Specialist

Congratulations! So happy for you!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

1

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou!!

SaaSguy

Tycoon

1

Account Executive

Ay! Looking forward to the first deal hitting the win wire

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Its gonna be sick.

GALACTIC

Politicker

1

Account Executive

So proud of you, may we all hold hands in a circle and celebrate with uplifted chins and egregious dolphin screeches.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Im so down. Egregious dolphin noises all day.

SerialBiller

Executive

1

Account Executive

Yeeeeeeeeehhaaweeeeeeeee 🤠🥳🥳🥳🥳

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

1

Officer of ♥️

Seriously 🐬🐬🐬🐬

Qman

Opinionated

1

Business Development Rep

You're my hero

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

1

Officer of ♥️

Best comment on this post yet. <3

amyhyoung

Politicker

1

Vp ops

congrats!!!!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Thankyou!!!

andrea

Valued Contributor

1

Global Head of Partnerships

Hell yeah!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

dolphin sounds**

GDO

Politicker

1

BDM

Congrats! Keep going mate!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Thanks GDO

SerialBiller

Executive

1

Account Executive

How are you finding things?

Writing to offer any support I.e pitching, discovery call structure, trial closing etc etc if I can help?

What product, size of company, deal size, sale life cycle length etc? 🙌🏼🙌🏼

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

1

Officer of ♥️

Only my 3rd day of orientation right now.

I signed an NDA so idk what I can actually say lol. It's a stealth company. but huge & in 170 countries.

Restaurant tech/delivery optimization/ghost kitchens, CEO is ex Uber CEO, deal size is on avg. 30k but goes up to as much as you can find, Sales life cycle is about anywhere from a week to a month

SerialBiller

Executive

0

Account Executive

Sounds awesome bro, enjoy the training and come back for any help 🥊🌟

salesboi22

Politicker

0

Head of Growth

Congrats dude!

Gasty

Notable Contributor

0

War Room Community Manager

congrats yo !

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