Aye aye, War Room! You know what this post is about—new winners are taking over like Plankton trying to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula! The competition was tougher than Mr. Krabs negotiating a sale, but we have our top contenders. Let’s dive in!
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THE KRABBY PATTY MASTER:
@jefe is BACK at the top! With a sizzling 251 commission points, Jefe has once again claimed the golden spatula and secured their spot as the undisputed grill master of the War Room. Whether it’s flipping killer insights, grilling top-tier advice, or serving up humor crispier than a well-done patty, this legend continues to dominate like SpongeBob in his prime.
There’s no topic Jefe can’t tackle, no conversation that doesn’t get spicier when they’re around. Got a tough sales dilemma? Jefe’s got a take. Need a laugh? Jefe’s jokes are funnier than Patrick trying to remember why he walked into a room.
The bar has been set higher than a jellyfish in mid-air. Who’s ready to grab the spatula next week and challenge Jefe for the top spot?
THE GOOFY GOOBER:
Give it up for @ventox35 Just like when SpongeBob found his first jellyfish net, Ventox has made an impact with full force. They’re not entirely new to the War Room, but they’ve just found their momentum and are using it like a turbocharged patty flipper.
They’ve been dropping knowledge bombs left and right, tackling topics like being dispensable, sales etiquette, ghosting, and more. Every post sparkles brighter than a jellyfish under the moonlight, and each take makes us stop, think, and engage.
But, you know what we need? More. More posts, more engagement, more of that insight that keeps us hooked like Squidward on his clarinet practice (except, you know, in a good way). The War Room is watching—think you can keep the momentum going and take a shot at the Golden Spatula next time?
THE PINEAPPLE POWER:
After ruling the leaderboard for the past 2 weeks, @Kosta_Konfucius decided that if they couldn’t claim the top commission title this time, they’d grab the Quality title instead. And honestly? No shocker there - just pure, brainy brilliance.
Kosta, your comments are more valuable than a chest of doubloons buried at Goo Lagoon. Whether you’re dropping wisdom, cracking jokes sharper than Plankton’s schemes, or throwing in a wild take that flips the whole convo upside down, you always bring the heat.
This title? Well. Deserved. Keep it rolling, keep those knowledge bombs dropping, and let’s see who’s got what it takes to challenge you next week.
THAT’S A WRAP, BARNACLES!
The War Room is getting crazier than a Krusty Krab lunch rush, and we’re here for it. Thank you all for making this leaderboard fierce, fun, and full of legendary moments.
Same time next week? You bet your barnacles.
Till then—keep making waves, keep winning, and remember… the best deals aren’t under the sea, they’re in the War Room!
Stay salty and keep selling,
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