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Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
Fuck marketing. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
That smile tho
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
5
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
The direct eye contact as well. 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
3
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Appears they were fucking themselves on this one 
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
You’d think they would learn by now 🔪
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
3
Account Executive
the name in itself would have been enough but they went all the way in this hahahaha jesus
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
👑
Ok start to the week - had a good meeting with a fairly large client this morning so that's always nice. I closed a lot of deals in the past few months so this week I'mma focus on rebuilding the pipeline...my least favourite activity but $$$$
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
3
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Nothing worse than a pipe with no oomph 
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
It’s not about the size of the pipe, it’s how u close it 
Diablo
Politicker
6
Sr. AE
Cleaning all the shit deposited in the Salesforce funnel... 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
5
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Best use a power washer or straight gasoline
Diablo
Politicker
2
Sr. AE
hahah wish that was an option man.
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
Did someone say power washer? 👀

@funcoupons is the expert 
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
Mmmm I’m more of a purist these days, showerheads with multiple settings are *chefs kiss* 

now @CoorsKing is the PSI GOAT. 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
6
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
A jackpot of crappy mql's today, but otherwise pipeline be looking good and the boss is happy. 

UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
4
SaaS Eater
Spent all day figuring out how I am going to build our inbound funnel and team
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
6
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Marketing fills that funnel for you don’t they????




UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
3
SaaS Eater
There is a reason I said "I" and not "we" are figuring out how to build this 
TINSTAAFL
Arsonist
2
AE
Spent 3/4 doing admin. Did 5 calls (nobody picked up) and sent 9 bashos. Bravo to me 👍🏼
Mobi85
Politicker
1
Regional Sales Manager
Came back from traveling for work last week to an absolute dumpster fire that I have spent most of the day wanting to throw gasoline on and watch the world burn, but I did the sensible thing and dumped some water on it.
Good news is I only have 3 days this week and taking some PTO.
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
3
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Enjoy the time off! Hopefully the fire has settled into burning embers by then 
Mobi85
Politicker
1
Regional Sales Manager
Yea, got most of the fires out today but just frustrating when you expected one of your sales support peers help you out and I am not sure they worked at all last week. Had to figure out what the hell they were doing or actually did.
rxtdyn
Good Citizen
1
Sales Executive
Admin
Dials
Met with marketing, can confirm: Fuck Marketing
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
3
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Right in the ear 
HappyGilmore
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Just started Q4 today, after having a shit end to Q3, that being said a lot in the pipe, trying to keep pushing forward knowing it could be a big Q4 overall.
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
3
Exec Director, Major Accounts
You’ve got more time than most left in the quarter! You’ll get it done 🤘
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
🦊
Well it's Thursday and I'm just responding. So there's that. 😒
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
Ok start to the week - had a good meeting with a fairly large client this morning so that's always nice. I closed a lot of deals in the past few months so this week I'mma focus on rebuilding the pipeline...my least favourite activity but $$$$
Error32
Politicker
0
ISR
that is awesome! saving up for the switch, lets go! what are you putting in the yeti?

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