Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
Do you think me getting a breast enhancement to increase traction on calls is a legitimate business expense? I already inflated the kiddy pool so I should be good after getting that cleared up.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Dude, AI will fix everything here. You can sit back and be yourself and let your fake person out into the world.
Filth
Politicker
3
Live Filthy or Die Clean
See, this is why you're a cold blooded assassin @Sunbunny31. I'm loving this idea that I can just go to market with my Kate Beckinsale like AI avatar to do all my cold calling/presentations. Damn I'm going to make so much money from all these desperate for attention decision makers.
HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
Iโ€™d buy from AI Kate Beckinsale for sure
oldcloser
Arsonist
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๐Ÿ’€
Hey- just in case none of that works out. Will someone please get a single implant on their back? I wanna slow dance.
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
There it is, confirmation of the better mouse trap. Look out world Kate BeckinSALES (god I didn't even realize SALE IS IN HER NAME when I put the comment together I"M A GENIUS) is hitting a virtual market near you lol.
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
My brain is failing at the imagery here but I'll most likely be proud and horrified when it clicks.
oldcloser
Arsonist
4
๐Ÿ’€
Sorry, @Filth - you can't even make her ugly
HVACexpert
Politicker
3
sales engineer
Hahahahahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Filth
Politicker
4
Live Filthy or Die Clean
The boots are my favorite fucking part of this.
jefe
Arsonist
7
๐Ÿ
Her masterclass teaches the art of the bikini pic.
Pachacuti
Politicker
2
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
a blond with a nice rack always sells
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
The curriculum includes a section on angles
HappyGilmore
Politicker
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Account Executive - SMB
Deel, where posting on LinkedIn is just as important as closing deals.
slayallday
Member
1
Enterprise Account Executive
๐Ÿ˜‚
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
Something tells me her linkedin DM's will get opened a hell of a lot more than mine.
detectivegibbles
Politicker
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Sales Director
Need another deal to get a sprinkler system. That grass is struggling.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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๐Ÿ’€
This is photoshopped. I see scrotum.
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
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Director, Revenue Enablement
You see what you want to see
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ’€
made you look. nananananana
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
1
Director, Revenue Enablement
You didnโ€™t even notice the guy back in the palm trees
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ’€
pretty sure I did
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Gallardo strikes again
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
2
Director, Revenue Enablement
The real questionโ€ฆ. Is Deel hiring?

Asking for a friend ๐Ÿ˜
coletrain
Politicker
3
Account Executive
On a serious note, yes: https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/Deel?departmentId=392812fd-1422-45a1-90be-4d82fd61d6d5
HR Tech is a harder sale and tends to be a race to the bottom from what I hear which explains the post
RandyLahey
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Sadly her banana plants are all dying beside her, like her dogshit post.
HVACexpert
Politicker
1
sales engineer
Youโ€™re assuming A) this is her home and B) she is real
SalesBeast
Politicker
2
Sales Leader
Yep. Funny that when we use to have hot girls do outbound -their reply rates on LinkedIn were through the roof, but the guys could just never replicate that..
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ŸฆŠ
Was this the company filming that reality show?
Mobi85
Politicker
2
Regional Sales Manager
That is why I always push up my mobbies and deep V-necks for demos to win the business
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ’€
Tactics ๐Ÿ‘
HVACexpert
Politicker
1
sales engineer
Is she even that good looking? Also I love the โ€˜you totally captured me working pool side this totally wasnโ€™t staged โ€˜ picture
SalesBeast
Politicker
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Sales Leader
No she is not. Guys, specifically older men, are fucking dirtbag hornballs. Also, The younger generation are not getting laid like they use to, so guys are turning into simps.
pirate
Big Shot
0
๐Ÿฆœโ˜ ๏ธ Account Executive
Must use LinkedIn wrong because I'm still not sitting by the pool enjoying an occasional margarita
FeelItInMyPlums
Valued Contributor
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Sales Account Executive
I was assuming this was just gonna be a pic of a coors light can. Silver bullet indeed!
Armageddon
Opinionated
0
Enterprise Account Executive
I think you might have the best handle and photo in the War Room.. congrats!
justicetea
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Senior Account Executive
This post is 100% harassment. It looks like instead of complaining and discrediting her you should give her props for being a top performer and building a huge audience that she can also sell into and coach.

Sounding quite bitter and out of touch
Armageddon
Opinionated
0
Enterprise Account Executive
Not my intention in the slightest, sorry if it came off like that.. People post cringe LinkedIn content in here all the time
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Dodging a bullet or being stupid?

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