Armageddon

Enterprise Account Executive

The silver bullet you’ve been looking for..

According to this girl; cold emailing is dead and it's all about social selling on LinkedIn to guarantee your trip to club... Why didn't we we think of this first! It seems so obvious now...

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Filth

Tycoon

Live Filthy or Die Clean

Do you think me getting a breast enhancement to increase traction on calls is a legitimate business expense? I already inflated the kiddy pool so I should be good after getting that cleared up.

Sunbunny31

Arsonist

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Dude, AI will fix everything here. You can sit back and be yourself and let your fake person out into the world.

Filth

Tycoon

Live Filthy or Die Clean

See, this is why you're a cold blooded assassin @Sunbunny31. I'm loving this idea that I can just go to market with my Kate Beckinsale like AI avatar to do all my cold calling/presentations. Damn I'm going to make so much money from all these desperate for attention decision makers.

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

I’d buy from AI Kate Beckinsale for sure

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Hey- just in case none of that works out. Will someone please get a single implant on their back? I wanna slow dance.

Filth

Tycoon

Live Filthy or Die Clean

There it is, confirmation of the better mouse trap. Look out world Kate BeckinSALES (god I didn't even realize SALE IS IN HER NAME when I put the comment together I"M A GENIUS) is hitting a virtual market near you lol.

Filth

Tycoon

Live Filthy or Die Clean

My brain is failing at the imagery here but I'll most likely be proud and horrified when it clicks.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Sorry, @Filth - you can't even make her ugly

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

Hahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

Filth

Tycoon

Live Filthy or Die Clean

The boots are my favorite fucking part of this.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Her masterclass teaches the art of the bikini pic.

Pachacuti

Politicker

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

a blond with a nice rack always sells

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

The curriculum includes a section on angles

HappyGilmore

Politicker

Account Executive - SMB

Deel, where posting on LinkedIn is just as important as closing deals.

slayallday

Member

Enterprise Account Executive

😂

Beans

Big Shot

Enterprise Account Executive

Something tells me her linkedin DM's will get opened a hell of a lot more than mine.

detectivegibbles

Politicker

Sales Director

Need another deal to get a sprinkler system. That grass is struggling.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

This is photoshopped. I see scrotum.

Revenue_Rambo

Politicker

Bad MFer

You see what you want to see

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

made you look. nananananana

Revenue_Rambo

Politicker

Bad MFer

You didn’t even notice the guy back in the palm trees

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

pretty sure I did

Justatitle

Tycoon

Account Executive

Gallardo strikes again

Revenue_Rambo

Politicker

Bad MFer

The real question…. Is Deel hiring?

Asking for a friend 😏

coletrain

Politicker

Account Executive

On a serious note, yes: https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/Deel?departmentId=392812fd-1422-45a1-90be-4d82fd61d6d5
HR Tech is a harder sale and tends to be a race to the bottom from what I hear which explains the post

RandyLahey

Politicker

Account Executive

Sadly her banana plants are all dying beside her, like her dogshit post.

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

You’re assuming A) this is her home and B) she is real

noname123

Politicker

noname

Yep. Funny that when we use to have hot girls do outbound -their reply rates on LinkedIn were through the roof, but the guys could just never replicate that..

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Was this the company filming that reality show?

Mobi85

Politicker

Regional Sales Manager

That is why I always push up my mobbies and deep V-necks for demos to win the business

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Tactics 👍

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

Is she even that good looking? Also I love the ‘you totally captured me working pool side this totally wasn’t staged ‘ picture

noname123

Politicker

noname

No she is not. Guys, specifically older men, are fucking dirtbag hornballs. Also, The younger generation are not getting laid like they use to, so guys are turning into simps.

pirate

Big Shot

Account Executive

Must use LinkedIn wrong because I'm still not sitting by the pool enjoying an occasional margarita

FeelItInMyPlums

Politicker

Sales Account Executive

I was assuming this was just gonna be a pic of a coors light can. Silver bullet indeed!

Armageddon

Opinionated

Enterprise Account Executive

I think you might have the best handle and photo in the War Room.. congrats!

justicetea

Senior Account Executive

This post is 100% harassment. It looks like instead of complaining and discrediting her you should give her props for being a top performer and building a huge audience that she can also sell into and coach.

Sounding quite bitter and out of touch

Armageddon

Opinionated

Enterprise Account Executive

Not my intention in the slightest, sorry if it came off like that.. People post cringe LinkedIn content in here all the time