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Things CEOs lied about for $1,000, Alex.
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2 things:
1) This is such a load of BS - no way this happened.
2) This is a very sad looking cake.
1) This is such a load of BS - no way this happened.
2) This is a very sad looking cake.
I'm actually convinced this is real.
Who except for management would get so excited about a sales enablement tool that they'd think a cake is a good idea? I'm sure someone thought it would be awesome for team building.
And the fact that it's not exactly a custom or particularly expensive cake? Management all over it.
Who except for management would get so excited about a sales enablement tool that they'd think a cake is a good idea? I'm sure someone thought it would be awesome for team building.
And the fact that it's not exactly a custom or particularly expensive cake? Management all over it.
A cake, AND under budget
Exactly! Headed to the local Safeway, picked a blank, and had your garden-variety bakery worker mock up a logo and some text.
This makes me hate linkedin even more
Lol the cake is sad, and no clue why someone would be celebrating using ZI this much.
Goddamn it LinkedIn sucks.
This is sadder than a tiny square of Papa John's
linkedin CEOs are a different breed
Can we just rename this to things Mark Kosoglow lied about?
Files this right next to “that time Mark stole $500 from the sunglasses hut he worked at right before becoming the greatest sunglasses salesman in sunglasses hut history….”
This company has plenty of money to cover payroll.
I bet there’s a shiv in the cake.
I’m confused- did zoominfo buy them a cake since they are the client? Or did someone sell a product to Zoominfo? Anything else doesn’t make sense.
No. They are claiming they the client was so happy that their team bought ZoomInfo that they bought their team a cake. This is why it’s totally not believable.
That is less than believable…unless it was written into the contract
LInfluencers ideal redlining
Henry ordered a cheap cake for clout...
They have to be joking… right?!? I mean are they trying to flex on LI with a cake?!?
Is it Cake season 3
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