this Black Friday...

It's Riddle-o-Clock!


Tell me 1 new item you want to see in the commish store, without directly naming it.


The items with the best / most creative descriptions might be added (depending on logistics, of course) to the commish store on Black Friday.


*The savage who's able to guess the most right answers wins... special focus (higher chances) of their item being added in the commish store, on Black Friday


LFG!!!



ps: Getting a lot of queries on what the commish store is going to look like on Black Friday. There will be lots of new items, and discounts on lots of existing ones. That's all I can say for now ;)

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BourbonKing
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If only there was something that I could put in my pocket that would help me do multiple things, like: talk to people who aren't near me, send people written messages, listen to music when I need to be pumped up, tell me what time it is and wake me up at a certain time when I go to sleep, give me directions from point A to point B, and so much more. But it can't be untested...should be something like the 14th version of said miracle device.
Mr.Pickles
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Sr. Customer Success Manager
HAHAHA this is just brilliant at every level. I'm curious to know if that's an iPhone 14 hahahaha
Kosta_Konfucius
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Sales Rep
Im at a loss for this one, no idea
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
iPhone 14
Kosta_Konfucius
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Sales Rep
I love clothing that doesn't have sleeves and slightly puffy
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
I think another fun element here would be to find the savage(s) who guesses the most right answers.
activity
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VP, Business Development
#vestlife
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
hahaha! lets gooo!
coletrain
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Account Executive
Are you even in SaaS sales if you don't own one?
Kosta_Konfucius
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Sales Rep
Is it really a SaaS company if they dont give you one in the new hire swag bag
Maximas
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Senior Sales Executive
Me too:), also electronics!!
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
So basically there is this thing, right, and it's a mechanical fruit and it helps with sending emails and it's basically "air" and "pro"fessional.. Just not a shitty PC and it's not a "pear".
Diablo
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Sr. AE
🍎with a bite 🤘
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
I like the kind of cards you can get as a gift, where you dont even need to write anything in them, but are still valuable.
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
of course, you do!
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
😂
salesdetroit
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Director
A notebook without paper.
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
that's easy... google keep... heh
Kosta_Konfucius
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Sales Rep
Netflix subscription to watch the movie The Notebook
jefe
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🍁
Love these. Nothing to add but this:
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
oh good lord. what's this
jefe
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🍁
Jim Carrey as the Riddler. Peak ‘90s
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
of course. now I just feel dumb
activity
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VP, Business Development
A brown liquid substance that can cause an altered state of mind
Diablo
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Sr. AE
Coffee shots is all I can think of, trying to be sober 😅
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
does it rhyme with “coldcall” ?
coletrain
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Account Executive
While I would enjoy this too, I understand there are some states that do not allow for delivery of said substance
Kosta_Konfucius
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Sales Rep
What states dont allow coffee deliveries......ohhhhh that liquid
coletrain
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Account Executive
Me: ohhhhh that *other* brown liquid.

Been a long week
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
honey?
Diablo
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Sr. AE
Or maple syrup 😼
Mobi85
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Regional Sales Manager
oh hell the liquid doesn't even need to be brown, clear works also.
coletrain
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Account Executive
The machine used for me to be this:

>I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything
Diablo
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Sr. AE
🎮
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
someone’s serious about winning this thread
Diablo
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Sr. AE
Hahaha and the winner is@Gasty
Mr.Pickles
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Sr. Customer Success Manager
I'd love to find in the commission store a certain device that prevents damage to the eyes (If you trust that high-class brand) although some could say you can use them to look cool. It's a classic for policemen and pilots.
Mr.Pickles
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Sr. Customer Success Manager
@Gastythoughts? :P
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
. . .
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
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Sr. Customer Success Manager
HAHAHAHA no! but almost :v
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
, , ,
Mr.Pickles
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Sr. Customer Success Manager
no no xD Almost almost
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
! ! !
Mr.Pickles
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Sr. Customer Success Manager
LMAO - nooooo Best one so far
SaaSam
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Account Executive
I'd love something like a kind of moving sidewalk that would fit under my desk to help my fat ass get some steps in while pounding out cold calls.
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
before every 📞
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Something soft that you can close up the front and not have to pull over your head.
CuriousFox
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🦊
‼🐈‼
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
hmmmm...
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Love me a full zip, if that helps. :)
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
noted, savage !
CuriousFox
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🦊
I was wondering about discounts on a certain item...
Diablo
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Sr. AE
🧐🔭
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
shoot !
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
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Rolling 20's all day
Something like a notepad...but not pen and paper
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
you sure we don't already have one of these in the store? @DungeonsNDemos
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
The best of the bravado posts book
UserNotFound
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Account Executive
Okay @Gasty I’m late and don’t fit this precise thread but commission store idea for the future- https://hexclad.com/collections/pans
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
✏️
finboi
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Fi-nance
I would love something that can both keep me extra warm in the winter AND make me look like a complete douche bag pretending to explore the arctic 🥶
Epad
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Snr Business Development Executive
A BDR for a month
CadenceCombat
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Account Executive
I hope some of the items stay on longer.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
Some nice vest swag
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