This is the kind of marketing I could get behind...






🏷 Advertising
🚗 Automotive
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DesertWarrior
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Sales Executive
I'm 5'2". Jokes on you, Porsche! It's going down in the car. 
poweredbycaffeine
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☠️
1nbatopshotfan
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Sales
Hahahahahaha
poweredbycaffeine
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0PercentCloseRate
Politicker
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Oh boy
who the hell is downvoting this? I love it. 
E_Money
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Agree haha it gets my vote. 
sahil
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Deepak Chopra of Sales
Losers, obvi. But doesn't matter - you can't come for the king. 👑
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
20-40% chance you can
sahil
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Deepak Chopra of Sales
Don't miss.
poweredbycaffeine
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I mean, it’s not even a real ad. It’s a movie quote from Crazy People.
CuriousFox
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I had to read it a few times. Took me a min 🤦‍♀️
poweredbycaffeine
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Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
There is no substitute.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
lmfao this would not fly in 2022
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
hahah amazing. this cant be a legit ad right??? 
poweredbycaffeine
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It’s not.
AnchorPoint
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Business Coach
More of this please

Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Great ad. Too bad they can’t do stuff like that anymore.
Justatitle
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Account Executive
Used to drive Porsche when I would valet. 3/10 times the engine light was on. 
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Reason why marketing sucks #318

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We need to talk about this marketing hate...

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Why are marketing so irritating?

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Why are marketing so irritating?
27% They're not - get a grip
28% They're jealous of your commish
38% They tried sales and failed
6% Other (comments)
154 people voted