DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
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Rolling 20's all day
Being sales, aren't we inherently guests of the marketing department (in their eyes).ย 
They work SO HARD to get us leads and all of their work DIRECTLY translates to MORE SALES. We are their guests who are graced with the fruits of their labor. /s
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Laugh, or cry?ย  Because, yes.
CaneWolf
Politicker
2
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
YOOOOO, definitely park there. If not, move it somewhere less than ideal.
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
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SaaS Eater
Oo I like this idea. Just move the sign to across the street and watch the shit fit that ensues.ย 
DrunkenArt
Politicker
0
Sales Representative
It is unfortunately cemented in, but a can of spray paint doesn't hurt
DrunkenArt
Politicker
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Sales Representative
I am working on going back there this Friday....I sold them a small amount of stuff, but am going to milk this cow. Will park there and update
ppg
Catalyst
1
All around good guy
I'll be waiting!!!!!

Just print SALES on a sheet of paper and just scotch tape it on top of marketing... Savage!!!!
Fenderbaum
Politicker
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Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
Beat me to it.
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
2
SaaS Eater
This looks like a parking spot on my college campus.ย 
DrunkenArt
Politicker
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Sales Representative
You mean the ones where everyone completely disregards the sign and parks there anyways?
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ŸฆŠ
I love this title. Definitely in my top 3.ย 
DrunkenArt
Politicker
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Sales Representative
I did, in fact, lose my shit. Once I got the paperwork signed for an PO, I felt a little better :)ย 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
1
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Is that real?
DrunkenArt
Politicker
2
Sales Representative
It is absolutely real, there are actually 2 spaces for them. Shortly after I walked by, some douche in a V6 Mustang pulled up with Starbucks (something iced) and scurried right in the building.ย 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
did you kiss the ground he walked upon?
DrunkenArt
Politicker
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Sales Representative
Obviously. It's marketing, duh. Wouldn't want their Ugg's to feel unappreciated.ย 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
0
sales
good employee you are. well done.
Irishman
Catalyst
0
Business Consultant
Ah the baby Mustang, was it cute? Did it make any sounds yet?
Mobi85
Politicker
1
Regional Sales Manager
I would assume that space is always empty because who wants to actually go see marketing.
DrunkenArt
Politicker
0
Sales Representative
Someone did park there as I was getting my belongings together....but it doesn't look like it gets much use overall.ย 
Corpslovechild
Politicker
1
Inbound Sales Manager
fucking 2021
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
This looks like a parking spot on my college campus.ย 
Wellss
Tycoon
0
Channel sales
please tell me sales gets a parking sign too...
DrunkenArt
Politicker
0
Sales Representative
HAHAHA, good one!
SaaSyBee
Politicker
0
Founder
That's real?!
DrunkenArt
Politicker
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Sales Representative
As real as it gets
Diablo
Politicker
0
Sr. AE
If this is a real one it sucksย 
NeildeSaaSTyson
Contributor
0
Senior Account Executive (MM)
Thanks for this.ย  I got a good belly laugh.ย  Thank you.ย 

JMSwiggidy
Politicker
0
Enterprise Account Executive
What a time to be alive
WomenWantMeFishFearMe
Politicker
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AM
marketing is useless
ilovemondays
Executive
0
Senior Account Executive
Ah, the sweet aroma of 1880 when marcom wasn't a thing yet and Marketing didn't know publicity wasn't a Marketing skill.
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
0
ISR
Depends on what your goals are from your diet, but toss some fish in there. I love salmon and try to make it at least 1x a week.
Error32
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ISR
I meal prep, but it's chicken and rice 2/4 meals of my day with ground beef and rice another of the meals and breakfast being the fourth, so I'm not a ton of help here. I can handle simplicity daily without getting bored of it.
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