Todays LinkedIn Douchebag of the Day Award goes to...


https://www.linkedin.com/posts/joseph-bonner_so-i-have-20-to-my-name-right-now-bills-activity-6860967431737872384-BQne Joseph Bonner on LinkedIn: 'So I have $20 to my name right now. Bills are paid and food is bought | 533 comments 'So I have $20 to my name right now. Bills are paid and food is bought, but there just wasn’t much leftover this week. That’s okay. Then on the way home... 533 comments on LinkedIn
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CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
Awful LinkedIn post… But not as awful as his LinkedIn heading…

”Actor, Entertainer, Producer, Founder & Human Rights Investigator”

Get the fuck outta here, Joseph. You just committed a human rights violation on my eyes with this post, bro.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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☕️
The best part: it's not even his story. He used someone else's life experience to gain clout.
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
3
Account Executive
Uuurrrggh 🤮
jefe
Arsonist
1
🍁
Good GRIEF!!

Glad he didn't have 'writer' in there because he's garbage at it.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
0
Rolling 20's all day
Were you not entertained??? lmao
SaaSam
Politicker
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Account Executive
I'm a religious fellow. I don't spout my beliefs off for clout because I'm not a douche canoe. But using someone else's douche canoe holier than thou post to gain a few likes on LI is akin to weaponizing cancer.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
7
☕️
Newsflash: Fictional characters don't prepare you or reward you for how you live your life...you do.
funcoupons
WR Officer
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👑
Hi Joseph buddy:


0PercentCloseRate
Politicker
3
Oh boy
Joseph Bonner? More like Joseph......BONER!
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
👑
Don't u have to have balls to get a boner? That would knock Joey boy out of the running.
0PercentCloseRate
Politicker
1
Oh boy
F
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
Enough of this religious garbage on LI already. 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
GOD DAMNIT why can't i ever win these. (no offense to Jesus obviously)
Filth
Politicker
3
Live Filthy or Die Clean
Don't worry, you'll always be the top Douche to me Grizzle.
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
3
sales
thanks chet
DataSlangah
Politicker
2
SAE
Well, if Joe Bonner worked for Dan Price, there would be ice cream for days because everyone that works for him gets free ice cream.
Mjollnir
Politicker
2
Account Executive
*rolling eyes so hard they pop out*

 ugh
SaaSMaster
Politicker
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Strategic Partnerships Manager
Truly unbelievable story, this man deserves a Pulitzer
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Everybody knows Jesus likes ice cream. The ending was inevitable.
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Has he tried getting a real job?
DogsDreams
0
Enterprise Account Executive
So you don’t believe in God?
Beans
Big Shot
0
Enterprise Account Executive
Jesus Fucking Christ
Diablo
Politicker
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Sr. AE
Santa showed up way before time for him 🎅🏻
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
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SaaS Eater
Another Ruthkanda winner. God bless America
TheOverTaker
Politicker
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Senior Account Executive
LinkedIn is just becoming Facebook...v sad
E_Money
Big Shot
0
💰
I hate it when people put their own posts in quotes... who are you quoting?!
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
vom
GDO
Politicker
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BDM
This is just plain disgusting.
Jewcan_Sam81
Politicker
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Account Executive
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww
FinanceEngineer
Politicker
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Sr Director, sales and partnerships
I hate these LinkedIn influencers. I doubt it is real, and these people just get spammed to everyone's feed. It needs to stop.
baseballgroupie
Executive
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Account Executive
I see why everyone is bothered by this, however, this is NOT his story. If you see Joseph Bonner's LinkedIn posts - most are him sharing other people's inspirational stories. And he always gives credit for whose story it is. That's why there are quotes. Look at the original LI post and some of his others. I don't believe he is seeking to use these stories to gain clout for himself. No need to be overly judgmental. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
I didn't make it after the second sentence. 
bitchbetterhavemymoney
Opinionated
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Director of Channel Sales
Add to the list of "things your kids definitely did not say"
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
I wish his last name had one less N
ezeemac
Good Citizen
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Enterprise Senior Account Manager
This is a whole other brand of 'special'
NoSuperhero
Politicker
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BDR LEAD
i hate this guy and i don't even care to meet him, is that bad?
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