Do.it.for.the.checks
Twll me your job without telling my your job
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Uhhhh I convince people to buy shitโฆ like everyone else in here. Maybe put the beer down?
Errrrrr....same. Was trying to figure out another way to say it, but it's what I do as well ๐คทโโ๏ธ
I talk gud for a livin ๐คช๐คช๐คช
๐๐ปโโ๏ธ Mine was different!ย
I feed the internsย
I solve the problems that you didn't know you had.ย
That's a great one hahaha
Thanks!ย
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe.ย
5 bucks for someone to leave this VM!
I actually have, where are my 5 bucks?
"Can you see my screen"
I make sure you donโt pay for stupid.ย
You literally need my product to do business... Anywhere.ย
I evaluate business' tech stacks and make "recommendations" to run their business more efficiently.ย
Aka sell them my product.ย
Aka sell them my product.ย
Prospect: Can your product do X?
Me: Well, yes. / There's a workaround for that.
Me: Well, yes. / There's a workaround for that.
I think youโd be a great fit for our product
Calling random people and hoping they answer
I feed the internsย
I feed the internsย
Why do you ask?
I'm confused by the platform and its user but don't want to alert the top dogs!
Oh no. ย I was telling you my job without telling you my job...
Yeah... it turns out my jokes aren't as funny as I think they are
I offer what you need to protect your commission payday impulse purchases.
I solve the problems that you didn't know you had.
I voted best idea yet but actually meant the second option.
I voted best idea yet but actually meant the second option.
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