Two Truths And A Lie...

Can you guess my lie?

This is a favorite game of mine and I'm eager to hear what you all have to contribute!


I'll update the poll around lunchtime and upvote those who are correct.


UPDATE: Option 1 was the LIE!

my MOM hosted a cooking show on TV (local cable access channel, but it still counts!), not my dad.

Thanks for playing along and allowing me to grab a few quick commish points! Ask me about the other two stories...


Can you guess which one is a lie?

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๐Ÿฑ Off-Topic
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HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
6
HMFIC
Has to be number 3.ย  No one would ask a no-morals-having-ass sales rep to unite them in holy matrimonyย 
SabertoothSales
Valued Contributor
1
Southeast Regional Manager
I was askedย twice, but only officiated one of the weddings.ย Both times, I was asked by different cousins.ย I am not ordained and the second group didn't want to do the courthouse thing.
CharmingSalesGal
Politicker
1
Account Executive
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I've actually officiated two weddings!! Buuuuuut with both of them being other sales couples.

@paddy & @funcoupons, lmk when you're ready to pull the trigger and I'll put on the best show you've ever seen- third times the charm!
paddy
WR Officer
4
Director of Business Development
Just how big is your penis exactly?
SabertoothSales
Valued Contributor
0
Southeast Regional Manager
It's bigger than the lift kit I put on my diesel dually with 38" tires๐Ÿ’ช.
SabertoothSales
Valued Contributor
0
Southeast Regional Manager
so... 3"
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
๐ŸฆŠ
I dunno I just chose one.
SabertoothSales
Valued Contributor
0
Southeast Regional Manager
Like #1 ?!?!
You are correct!
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
Has to be number 3.ย  No one would ask a no-morals-having-ass sales rep to unite them in holy matrimony
Fenderbaum
Politicker
0
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
Is there an echo in here?
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
I donโ€™t specifically say โ€œabove my pay grade,โ€ but sometimes I use this to get more information out of a prospect when theyโ€™re asking for the world and I know they arenโ€™t the final decision maker and I can create a bond over being middlemen. โ€œYou have to get this approved from people above you who passed down a list of requirements, just like I have to make a case to get you x/y/z with finance/etc.
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
0
ISR
The sky is the limit! It's all about the correct mindset in my opinon
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Do you lie

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Do you lie for a sale
47% Never
43% Embellish the truth
6% If I am about to lose a sale
4% Always
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What are some of your go to sarcastic โ€œfuck youโ€ phrases for your prospects that tell you to piss off?

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With the Eagles looking terrible the past two weeks should I just assume the Phillies will choke their playoff chances away?

Discussion
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