Will it ever happen? Can we at least promise to do it before a doomsday scenario? There are 3 people on here I'm intrigued to know. I mean, we're practically family at this point.
paddy
Unmasking members of the WR?
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I’m actually just 3 kids in a trenchcoat.
Or just 5 aliens from Moron Mountain just trying to get good at basketball
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now...
Quality reference
Trenchcoats are badass
Bojack should be required viewing
this is giving me a Disney moment-- "you wanna buy a sundial?"
Friends! We will be launching a followers feature in the near future, which will lead to DMs, which will lead to... god knows what 😂
Thanks for this thread - @kiraugais is monitoring it closely :)
Thanks for this thread - @kiraugais is monitoring it closely :)
Well... There isn't an HR person in sight.. so I'm pretty sure it will be a good time.
When will we have our first WR relationship?!
Not until we know what each other look like...there be catfishes out there.
When everyone sees me I'm sure there will be women (and men) throwing themselves at me. I'd bet on myself.
Maybe you can find the right match and won't have to whack it in the office anymore. <3
Thanks bruh
We should do a WR "president's club" trip. There are some of you I definitely want to grab some beers with.
Agreed. That would be a blast.
Meeeeeeeecccchhhhh I am for this 💯
Oh jeez...10 of the most banterous members on an island. What could go wrong?
Corp could film that - new reality show lol. "Savage Island"
10 sales people on a desert island with only booze and conversation...I'd watch that.
Abso-fucking-lutely
at Hedonism in Jamaica because yes
at Hedonism in Jamaica because yes
Who are you intrigued about?
I'm not really curious about anyone's actual identity but would love to meet some of you in person to see what you're like irl.
I'm not really curious about anyone's actual identity but would love to meet some of you in person to see what you're like irl.
You and @Chep seem like a fun bunch
I'd unmask myself (give you my LinkedIn) to you guys once they create private DMs
Same lol. We all live in different cities (I think) but we can be internet buddies.
🤝
unreal how ya'll are the heavy hitters on this site when there is god knows how many of us. You three are who I'd be most interested in knowing
❤️ thanks BCD
Thank you - I enjoy your posts!
I'm game to hang with the WR crew, but not tell people my alias in the WR. The anonymity is part of what makes the content great.
It could be a guessing/drinking game to figure it out
lol, the potential for debauchery is limitless with this crew
Fair
Imagine a tinder for sales
There is one. It's called the office Christmas party.
I am yet to experience this
or Sales KickOff....
Or Christmas Party would be the name for sales tinder
Create that app now!
We should have a happy hour…
Was thinking if there's a chance we could organize meet-ups based on cities. Not sure if there are enough members to justify but for the bigger cities there might be. Would really just be an opportunity to fraternize, drink, and bitch about our marketing departments.
We all know what happened the last time you were drinking. HAHA jk I'm sure you are an absolute riot in person.
^^this was savage and I deeply approve.
You have a good point there. But yes I am a riot.
I'm bringing the marketing people.
I will roundhouse kick them all
Would absolutely love this. I work remote for a small company so I don't have any other reps out here
Here being Chicago
Isn't there a party in the Bay Area coming up?
Yep. I'm looking forward to hearing the hookup stories after that Bay Area party.
I feel like the grand majority of this forum is made up of men, unless there are a lot of gay men on here I'm not sure there will be a ton of hookups?
Depends on location, I guess. I think there are a decent amount of women on here. I bet it's pretty close to the overall sales ratio in general.
@funcoupons - well, that sounds like a choice opportunity to be the star of a private party 😈
It's San Francisco...good chance there's a lot of gay men
You savage
Once those DM's are live I'd get a little chattier with some of the folks here who've stood out.
That's gonna be epic
Can't wait for DMs!
Some have done it to themselves...and I am sure there will be more. Has to happen if you show up to one of their parties, right? I'd imagine my nametag would say poweredbycaffeine, not my government name.
You should just legally change your name to poweredbycaffeine
Police logs would be a lot more fun to read.
Legal Name: Florida Man Powered By Caffeine
Imagine the headlines...
Imagine the headlines...
"My government name." Gold. And if you change your name legally then you are required to move to Florida before committing any crimes.
Boca here I come!
Based on some of what I've admitted here...please no.
Oh come on, you're always in a safe space with us :)
I'm an AI-powered by GPT-3 placed here by a marketing team seeking to understand the sales dept. Results remain inconclusive, and since the CMO is giving a mental week month with no meetings, it doesn't really matter.
sooo basically.. your findings have just read "ERROR. DOES NOT COMPUTE" ??
damn right
Damn, you're playing 3D chess
I am......Spartacus
No, I am Spartacus!
But, you see, that’s impossible… for I am Spar- *trips and crashes through the window of a 30 story high rise*
Kevin...?
I know who you are.
I don’t know who I am
NEVER I think it takes the fun out!
Booooo!!!
I already know who you are.
but not everyone on here knows!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah...
I'm not shouting it from the roof tops lmao.
Nah, just the beaches!
Same
I’ve dropped far to many breadcrumbs for anyone with half a brain to figure out.
I swear to fuck that I’m tattooing “Brevity is the soul of wit” on my goddamned forehead
I swear to fuck that I’m tattooing “Brevity is the soul of wit” on my goddamned forehead
I also fear my own breadcrumb trail. I deleted one post because of it.
Me too. Someone from my firm figured it out and handed it to management.
my boss literally called me about it.
my boss literally called me about it.
Yikes 😬 busted! Pretty funny, though. Sounds like they didn’t give you too hard a time about it at least.
Well it was deleted and my (now former) boss was fucking awesome and defended me to the regional dickwads.
definitely helped me figure out who pretends to be nice but is shady af
definitely helped me figure out who pretends to be nice but is shady af
what a fuckface
I just want to know which of my coworkers are on here lol
I'm here. And I know who u are.
The plot thickens!
Morgan???
Mattie???
Greg...?
People seem chill here but I really don’t want what I say being tracked back to who I am. I don’t even say anything that crazy at all but I know I’d self censor a bit more.
We’re all some crazy mofo’s in here!
I dont want to blow up my spot as Bill Gates, sex addict
Are u sure about that
Your spot has already been blown up, my friend.
It would be fun, at the same time it’s kind of the point to anonymity and you can feel freer about what you say and post in this forum. Double edged sword I guess
Kind of. Would certainly mix things up
dont start breaking it pls
The only thing that makes this fun is the anon aspect.
AKA...who parties the hardest?
me
Nah fam. I can be way more honest with my frog mask 🐸
The warden says I can have visitors twice a week since it's "work-related." This working remote thing is great!
No conjugal visits though, sorry:(
No conjugal visits though, sorry:(
Is there anyway we could schedule meetups? I would love to host an event with others in the Warroom based in Chicago. It would be great for the business networking that they talked about when We all signed up.
Saw some of you guys at the virtual town hall
Nope xD
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