It’s the End of the Month which means it’s time to take a lot at our leaderboards. For all the talk of Dog Days of Summer, the past few weeks have been SCORCHING hot in the War Room with the highest leaderboard totals we’ve seen in QUARTERS.
Saving the best for First, this month’s player to watch has been @CuriousFox who racked up one Third-Place finish, two Second-Place finishes, and a First-Place finish. On top of her 3,376 Commission Points over the past 4 weeks, that’s also $110 in Gift Cards from our righteous hosts at Bravado. As this Fox consistently dominates at a pace only rivaled by Tom Brady, she’s making her claim as the GOAT of the War Room.
The second most important player to watch this past month has been @Kosta_Konfucius who’s been racking up commission points all Summer long. This month Kosta finished with two Third-Place finishes, a First-Place finish giving them $70 in take home money to go along with 2,446 Commission points (that’s visible on the leaderboard). Not to be confused with Kosta’s Pizza & Seafood - home of the #1 chick-caeser wrap on homemade pita as well as the famous steak and cheese pocket. Seriously, if you’re ever in Needham, MA go here. They’re currently dealing with some walk-in fridge issues, but don’t let that stop you. Anyway, Kosta have absolutely friggin dominated and we’re so dang proud I’ve been sobbing like a baby just thinking about it this morning.
The third hottest War Room member in the month of August has been @antiASKHOLE who secured a 3rd and 1st Place victory. Their 1st Place victory also happened to be the highest point total in the War Room since funcoupons posted a 1215-Point 1st Place victory back in the first week of March. That’s some historical shit out of antiASK who can supplement their gambling passion with some extra War Room money. Best of luck this football season anti!
Next up we have @AgastyaAdams. Gasty has solidified themselves as a Leaderboard contender for sometime now and lived up to their reputation this month with a 959 point victory in week 3. Their success is most likely due to their electric growth mindset and extensive reading list. Seriously, I don’t think we’ve ever seen a salesperson who’s actually read more books that this one and I know I was already sobbing over Kosta but knowing that there’s a salesperson reading more than 3 pages of a book just hits me right in the feels all over again.
Last and technically least on this list, but that’s only because this list comprises of absolute studmuffins are @TennisandSales and @Mono who both secured 2nd-Place finishes with 735 and 610 points, respectively. The only thing better than hitting quota is being on the leaderboard to which means you’re better than everyone else and that’s what these two are. Integrity, humor, moviestar looks and boatloads of internet cash in their digital wallets, keep an eye out for these two legends as they’ve established themselves as absolute weapons in here.
That’s it! Thanks for reading (I know Gasty is probably the only one who made it this far) and get back to those damn phones people. #SADNESS
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