It was Mother’s Day yesterday- and while our winners may not be actual moms, they brought that same emotional range: wisdom, patience, and just the right amount of "are you seriously sending that email without a CTA?" Let’s meet the ones who mothered the room (and their quota) this week:
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Top New Joiner – @thebatman
In and out of the War Room since 2022, they've finally returned to drop a post that hit every salesperson in their feels. Commission caps. $130K in ARR. An $8K ceiling. That’s not just bad math - it’s gaslighting with a W-2. Their vulnerable post lit up the room and reminded us: sometimes, you just need a place to scream into the void… and get 30 comments back. $20 gift card on the way, Dark Knight.
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Top Commission – @jefe
The grammar police. The clarity king. The thread whisperer. Jefe’s back on top, not just answering questions but re-answering his own answers when they weren’t good enough the first time. That’s not ego - that’s excellence. Like the mom who rewashes a “clean” dish, Jefe refuses to leave a thread half-done. 223 points and a $25 gift card for the one who keeps raising the bar and the tone.
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Top Quality – First-Time Winner, @SportsSalesGuy
New to the leaderboard and already dropping six-figure wins. Their post about a stalled enterprise deal read like a mini thriller: internal politics, executive ghosts, and one poor lead engineer juggling hopes and headcount. Smart plays, humble questions, and a quiet confidence that turned every comment into a masterclass. $40 gift card incoming - and we’re betting this isn’t your last crown.
To the ones who give feedback with love, push deals with empathy, and carry the emotional labor of every sales cycle - we see you.
Happy Mother’s Day,
- Gasty
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