We hit our goals!! Off to viva la Mexico Vacay...but what do I pack!?

Hi guys!


What does work attire mean when you're all blacking out with margaritas all day together??!!


Our company is taking all of us on a trip to Mexico later this year for being absolute savages and crushing our numbers. YAY! This will be my first time going on a trip like this and not sure of where the "business professional attire" meets vacay mode is appropriate. Are revealing bikinis acceptable? For reference, on a scale of olympic swimmer to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, I am the cover of the magazine normally.


**back story: work at a startup with less than 15 employees, office is business casual/professional some days when people feel like it. Everyone under 40**

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poweredbycaffeine
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FYI: Blacking out with coworkers is a fast track to a sexual harassment lawsuit and possible bodily harm. I try to avoid blacking out around people that have no connection to me beyond shared workstation borders. 

Don't wear anything you wouldn't want the creepiest guy at a party to see you in/take pictures of you in...because there's at least one of them that work with you.
happyhunter
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Thankfully every guy in our company is in a relationship and bringing a plus one, and so am I...so I think this time around anyway lawsuits will be avoided. 😅
UrAssIsSaaS
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Dont be so sure, Ive seen many a sales leader w/ a wife do scumbag shit at these getaways. Take the feedback to heart. 
CuriousFox
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I done seent it and experienced it. Not a fun predicament.
Diablo
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Agreed. Overconfidence is injurious to health and mind 😬
UrAssIsSaaS
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Ya yikes, no bueno. 
happyhunter
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Totally get that and I'm not a clueless bimbo. That being said,  I work at a family-owned startup and a flat organization. We all have each others' backs, the guys went with me to get pedicures for my bday, they help you move when needed and will drop anything to help you whether it's personal or professional. 

It's a tightknit family all supporting each other and there are only ten people total including the three siblings who started this a couple of years ago. So, for now, I can say I'm safe. I can say with confidence these guys wouldn't do scumbag shit and if they did, it wouldn't be directed at me or anyone else in this work fam.
UrAssIsSaaS
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Sounds like you have found yourself a pretty sweet gig. Enjoy the trip! 
happyhunter
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@Diablo Wasn't trying to come off as overconfident in any way! I work at a company so different than a lot of organizations and the crew I work with is a very tight knit fam. Not putting shitty behavior past anyone, but the chances of any sketchy shit happening within this company is maybe a 1%..at least for now. We could hire shitty d bags later on but right now, these people are my brothers.
Diablo
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Was just having fun, sorry if you felt hurt 🙂
happyhunter
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Gracias mi amigo!!! I am very fortunate
FamilyTruckster
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Word of advice: don’t be pukey crying person. 
happyhunter
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Thankfully I think I'm past the throwing up and crying drunk phase of life. Wouldn't put it past me to try and bring home a street dog though
FamilyTruckster
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Get itttt
CuriousFox
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Congrats!

End of the day, you are still on vaca with work, which technically is a company event. Keep it classy.
happyhunter
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Thank you!! It's a big accomplishment and I am pumped! 100% on the same page of the classy train...I know how to look good. Just may have to buy some slightly bigger bikini bottoms haha
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Lol! Classy never goes out of style. 🔥
happyhunter
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AMEN!
InQ5WeTrust
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Holiday is holiday, depends on the vibe of the startup but a bikini should be fine. 

They're the issue if not. 

Also fucking congrats for crushing it you savage!
happyhunter
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@InQ5WeTrust I believe this is the best advice in this thread so thank you and we are definitely on the same page my friend haha salud!
UrAssIsSaaS
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Im a dude so not going to comment on what a women should wear. Only advice is "dont be That girl/guyl" My dad told me this going to me first party in high school and its never lead me astray. 
happyhunter
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No one wants to be that girl/guy....love it haha
InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Work attire is keep your pants on, so you don't have a meeting with HR the next day.
cw95
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Not suncream, sunburn is a myth. Come back with that skin red and show where you have been. Glorious tan afterwards. 
poweredbycaffeine
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I truly hope this is a joke. Skin cancer isn't fun.
cw95
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It 100% is! Used to be a joke after a few pals of mine got red roasted after saying it. No offensive meant! 
DungeonsNDemos
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@happyhunter As a resident of the sunshine state, I recommend filling up your hotel room bathtub with your preferred brand spf50 and just roll around in there before you start each day.
dwightyouignorantsale
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Congrats to you and the team first and foremost. Secondly, wear what you would wear around your grandparents. I’m not sure what the relationship is like between you and your coworkers, but at the end of the day it’s still a work trip and you still should keep it somewhat conservative. Get drunk and have fun, but don’t be *the* drunkest one.
DungeonsNDemos
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I'm gonna guess khakis and a polo? Also I think I may know which company but it's a super wild guess. I won't say.
happyhunter
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Dad outfit on lock
CuriousFox
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Or it's Jake...from State Farm. 👀
DungeonsNDemos
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Jake might be a dad
happyhunter
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Jake is definitely a dad!
Sunbunny31
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Avoid anything that will cause future discomfort with your colleagues and management, or a discussion with HR.  

Other than that, this is a reward.  Enjoy!
Boudreaux
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Dollar bills, hand them out to every employee on the property you come in contact with, leave a few on the bed for housekeeping each day. Those people will go out of their way to make sure you have a great trip and it's a fucking dollar!
salesman23
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Sunblock, bug repelent, tennis shoes, shorts and t shirts that are not so hot. You can wear a revealing bikini but men do stare a lot and often flirt.
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