We need to talk about this marketing hate...

Hey Savages,


Recently I've noticed a lot of posts complaining about marketing and really just hounding then as the source of all evil.


I think it's important for us to remember that marketers are people too, even if they're disguising themselves as a sales influencer or they work at Gong.


It's not marketings fault that they couldn't think of a better career avenue. They're simply lost little lambs up on the stripper pole we call life.


At the end of the day you need to ask yourself - not what marketing can do for you, but what you can do for marketing?


The answer my friends is simple - open up an ice cold Coors lights and then crap all over them.


Have a blessed day and fuck marketing.


P.S fuck offices that have uniforms as well

๐Ÿ™ Mental Wellness
๐Ÿ“จ Marketing
๐Ÿ˜ค Conflict Resolution
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Incognito
WR Officer
14
Master of Disaster
10X fuck marketingย 

Also, I fucking love you and a big, crisp Coors CHEERS to this banger of a post
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
9
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Coors shall deliver us from this sinful worldย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
6
โ˜•๏ธ
10X Suck Down to save us from marketing. Also: fuck.

See--I swore and no one got hurt.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
6
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
But were you wearing your company issued attire when you swore? If not, I'm going to have to write you a tardy slip.ย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
โ˜•๏ธ
Put it on my tab.
paddy
WR Officer
9
Director of Business Development
Why not just execute them by firing squad...?
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
7
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Soon brother, soon we shall rise upย 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
8
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Never forget the 7th commandment of Coors, as written by Sir Elbows: "Thou shall guard thy Coors Lights with thy life against the evil hordes of Marketing"

Fuck Marketing.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
7
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Till hangover death do we hair of the Coors dogย 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
6
SaaS Eater
You had me going for a second there and I was worried we needed to have an intervention.ย 

I like the play the long game with marketing though. Send them kombucha once a week and add them to all of my team meetings but then lock their mutes on mics so only they can hear their stupid fucking ideas while the rest of us sell.ย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
6
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Plenty of other reasons for an intervention.ย 

Beautifully devious.ย 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
5
SaaS Eater
..... You need to talk?ย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
6
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Tbd, lets see how Q4 starts.ย 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
4
SaaS Eater
You got this shit Q5. I BELIEVEย 
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
5
๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
BAHAHAHAHA! You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.ย 

Well played sir.... well played.ย 


InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
9
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Marketing ain't coming through with any leads, so I have a lotta time to shit post apparentlyย 
Diablo
Politicker
2
Sr. AE
There you go @InQ5WeTrustย 

I love Marketing guys but I don't like their Marketingย 
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
2
Rolling 20's all day
"lost little lambs up on the stripper pole we call life" got me rolling, lol
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
In another life, I could have been a children's author.ย 
RedLightning
Politicker
2
Mid-Market AE
At the end of the day, both sales and marketing exist to push eachother to great ness. Sales is pushed to make up for the lack of marketing pipeline and revenue - thus earning fatter commish checks through pure spite. And Marketing is pushed to spend an extra 6 weeks on that case study because the choice between egg shell white and off white for the background needs to be just right!
Money
Executive
1
Head of Sales
"Ask not what your marketers can do for you, but what you can do to shame your marketers into quitting." - Baberham Lincoln
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
7
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Can we get that on a tote for our next conference?
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ
Well played, you had me for a moment until I remembered where we were...

GREAT postscript
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
7
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
It was either this post or a post asking the war room if I should wear pants tomorrow.ย 
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ
I was going to say of course not, but then realized you might be in the UK.

Which makes that a very different, and much more personal, question...
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
7
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
I guess it depends how breezy I want it to be.ย 
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ
Easy, breezy, beautiful
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
6
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Just gets in the way of workย 
LordBusiness
Politicker
1
Chief Revenue Officer
After this weekโ€ฆ..my hate for marketing is at an all time high. Itโ€™s freakin ridiculous
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
5
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Good, good, let the hate flow through you.ย 
cw95
Politicker
1
Sales Development Lead
My marketing person this week has been claiming MQLS that us sales have just brought in ourselves...but because they sent one email which never got opened it's theirs...Boss is her dad so obviously, it's believed. Need some more stress balls I think.ย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
3
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Lol amazing

InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Love me some nepotismย 
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Thisโ€ฆ.. might be my favorite post on this app to date? Coors Light and shitting on marketing for the win
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
3
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Little things in lifeย 
salessv
0
Founder
Go get your own leads. Stop feeding at the marketing trough. Getting hot leads for sales is not a job for marketing.ย  If you want a buyer to take your advice and then eventually buy from you, you should be able to get that respect from the start. The sales world needs to grow up and get this.ย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
You're fun at parties, I can tell.ย 
Flippinghubs
Opinionated
0
Account Executive
im here for the marketing hate?ย 
GDO
Politicker
0
BDM
I donโ€™t hate all marketeers. I just have not found one I like.ย 
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How many of you actually hate marketing?

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Marketing?
20% F**k 'em, huge hindrance
45% Mehhhhhh, not the worst thing in the world but definitely not a fan
13% Indifferent
23% Nah, marketing's chill
96 people voted
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Why I hate marketing today

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