The Coups and Fox Reign of Terror on the Leaderboard continues this week with a 1-2 finish at the top and our old friend @Jackywaky making an strong appearance in 3rd (more on that later).
1. @funcoupons ..........565 points
2. @CuriousFox .........502 points
3. @Jackywaky ..........404 points
But first we have to talk about our $50 and $25 prize winners Coups and Fox who - despite living in a house without a street-facing wall in the living room, continue to rack up points like they're Ja Morant in Memphis. Whooping Tricks and Griddying on anyone and everyone in their way.
Just this week, several neighbors have filed complaints against their new Team Shower construction project, local government employees have dropped off grievances, fines, and court summons, but nothing can stop these two. With their win this week, Coups actually bought a cement mixer to lay the foundation for the Team Shower in the living room and Foxy's got a backhoe to build a grotto in the backyard with a built in blue-mountain Coors kegerator. They'll be using it to fill the entire pool. Fortunately, the machinery is so loud and huge that they can't hear the neighbors or government officials screaming at them on the front lawn so they typically just smile and wave until they're gone.
Lastly, we have our 3rd place winner @Jackywaky who is sick of Toxic Positivity. Apparently, HR asked him to join a sales and marketing trust-fall exercise and 4 different marketers suffered concussions when paired up with him. Apparently, it's driven him to stack commission points in the War Room not just last week, but this week as well. Right now he holds a big lead over Coups and Fox (2nd and 3rd, respectively) this week so we'll have to wait and see if he can hang onto the top spot and get his $50 bag on Sunday night.
And just in case anyone forgot, Sales. Are. Dope. Never. Ever. Stop. Selling. ✌️
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