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Weekly Leaderboard Winners 5/2 - 5/8

Last week it was @Jackywaky in 3rd place and this week, it's @Jackywaky with a $50 1st place finish and @funcoupons and @CuriousFox each moving one spot down on the Leaderboard to 2nd and 3rd, respectively.


1. @Jackywaky.........680 points

2. @funcoupons........545 points

3. @CuriousFox....... 474 points


The sales humanoid dominated with over 100 points more than 2nd place which is the largest 1st place victory since @funcoupons on March 6th. @Jackywaky relied on a combination of heart, hustle, grit, but most importantly being more talented than everyone else to come away with the victory this week. Unfortunately during his celebration last night, he "accidentally" burned down a KFC/Taco Bell combo-dining establishment and local authorities are searching for a man dressed like Pooh Bear screaming "CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME." It's honestly a miracle that they haven't found him yet.


In 2nd and 3rd are Coups and Fox who gave up on their Team Shower/Grotto construction site due to boredom. "It was taking too long," said Fox as she fired up her backhoe. "This place is dead anyway," added Coups who hopped in the big scooper thing in the front. Protests from government employees and whiny neighbors were still left unsatisfied because "the house looks like it was bombed!" But there is no physical way to stop a backhoe once it's moving down the street so Coups and Foxy got away scott free. Rumor has it they're going south...


Editor's Note: A man dressed as Pooh Bear screaming Crunch Wrap Supreme was spotted on top of a backhoe on I-95 later that day. Sources unverified.


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