Hope you enjoyed your extra day of not hitting the phones and getting behind on your follow-ups! Nothing like the panic of 112 unread emails, 79 slack messages, and a Tuesday morning 1on1 with your manager to make you regret all of the boozed-up decisions you've made over the past 72 hours.
But hey let's not be sad it's over, let's be happy it happened.
3 War Room Members didn't let Labor Day slow them down on the Leaderboard and they're going to be rewarded for their efforts with $50, $25, and $10, respectively. Pretty dang sweet if you ask me.
In 3rd place this week was @Mono with 642 points. He spent Labor Day weekend connecting can tabs together because... well he might be a serial killer, but better tying beer can tabs together than the alternative! Seriously though, Mono been straight killing the game ever since he stepped in here and look forward to watching him rack up Bezos-money in War Room commission for decades to come.
2nd place is War Room and Sales Icon @CuriousFox. Curious split Labor Day Weekend in Ibiza where she partied with holigram Avicii and bought 2 Liter White Claw Mangos for the entire beach club. Luckily when she got the check, she told the owners that she had $5 Billion in War Room Commission and they tore it up right in front of her face and said she could come back anytime she wanted all expenses paid. Perks much? Thought so.
And in first place, anti-LinkedIn, anti-attention, @antiASKHOLE finished with 926 Points this week. Anti spent the weekend slapping meat on grills. Not necessarily grilling, but specifically slapping the meat on the grill is one of Anti’s most impressive hobbies/skills and this holiday weekend he went around to every house in his neighborhood unannounced and slapped t-bones (Stone Cold Voice: WHADDD), chicken thighs (Stone Cold Voice: WHADDD), kielbasas (Stone Cold Voice: WHADDD), quarterpounders (Stone Cold Voice: WHADDD), and more on neighbor's grills to their surprise, and frankly, delight. 7 grills were damaged beyond repair, but it was a lit Labor Day Weekend indeed.
Now back to the real world folks. Q4 is around the corner so let's get them deals in huh?
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