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Weirdest client you debased yourself for?

Closed my biggest deal last quarter by debasing myself to an anti-vaxxer ๐Ÿ˜”. My product has nothing to do with healthcare. Small talk turned into anti-vaxxing conspiracies but I got the deal closed and beat my quota. Excuse me while I wash the shame off with my commission moneys...

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Incognito
Politicker
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Master of Disaster
client was so sexist that he refused to speak with me. I had to have a male coworker be the "front person", and obviously had to split the commission.ย 

was a $2M account tho
MrsTechSales
Notorious Answer
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Midwest Territory Manager
@Incognitoย F that guy... but also *thanks for the commish*.ย  ย  What sort of product do you sell? In tech, I find most of my DMs just think that they're smarter than I am- annoying, but can play it to my advantage. Straight up refusing to speak to me? I'd probably sabotage that sale and homie's reputation. Some bridges are worth burning...ย 
Incognito
Politicker
+8
Master of Disaster
Construction Insurance and Surety Bonds so its gonna happen
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looper1010
Politicker
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Account Executive
What a douche! Happy for your deal to close!ย ย 
SaaSguy
Politicker
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Account Executive
Just a guy who thought "big tech" was targeting companies with conservative values. He was afraid they were going to delete/nuke all his customer data in his cloud applications. Made for an easy sale but had to agree with his delusion that conservatives are being targeted and persecuted in America..
MrsTechSales
Notorious Answer
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Midwest Territory Manager
Every 4 years I'm so glad that I took many years of debate in school so I could learn how to argue both sides of an issue... Presidential election years are the hardest in sales.ย 
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