Internally its anything quoting Wolf of Wall Street or Glenn Garry Glenn Ross.
Client facings, I hate the over the top break up emails to a cold prospect that never responded
oldcloser
Arsonist
4
💀
Put the coffee… oh
DollHairs
Good Citizen
2
Owner
Sell me this pen
unclespacejam
Politicker
8
ur dad’s brother
“Everyone’s spread thin right now, let’s push this meeting to the new year”
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
💀
👆🥩
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
Let's pump the brakes on this and circle back.
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
💀
Let me double tap on that. Totally agree.
oldcloser
Arsonist
6
💀
“Just wanted to bump my message ever so gently to the top of your inbox.”
Seen this one twice. Who is fucking responsible for this?
Sunbunny31
Arsonist
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
The bump thing in professional emails kills me.
Why?
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
💀
Nauseating
Sunbunny31
Arsonist
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Far, far too precious for my impatient business self.
Justatitle
Big Shot
4
Account Executive
let's connect
peachykeen
Politicker
4
account executive
Pachacuti
Politicker
3
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
“Can we help you “ on internal communications.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
“That makes sense”
1
Sales
What would you say instead?
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
4
☕️
Most of the time what was said makes no sense.
oldcloser
Arsonist
5
💀
Ok, I’ll bite. When someone says something to you that’s a valid objection, validate it, but not with “makes sense,” though. You’re dead the minute you say it. You have conceded, given up, shit the proverbial sales bed.
You validate like this: “Great point”—->PIVOT—>Feel, felt, found. Google it. “Wow, what makes you say that” or “Why do you say that?” Leave it open ended. It’s amazing what people will tell you when they believe that YOU believe they’re interesting or unique.
Then, slide your hand up the sales skirt. Follow that big suck up with another question. If you don’t have one to fire off, ask if you can ask another question. Nobody has ever said no to that… in the history of the world. “Can I ask you a question” is halting and flattering at the same time.
You’ll even get another shot as long as your first question doesn’t reveal that you have no idea what you’re doing. This is the entire game. Your questions have to indicate that you’re an experienced problem solver with the pain that they haven’t told you they have yet.
If you can’t do that, stick with “That makes sense.” You’ll get just as far and won’t have to do any research. Sales. Easy.
Good luck
Sunbunny31
Arsonist
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Yes! Keep the conversation going. “That makes sense” ends it.
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
💀
If you ever decide to run a staff, I want in. Even just for as long as it takes to get through 1 disco/demo with you. PBC runs the process. We’ll pitch it. Nobody gets out alive.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
☕️
Run the Process is the name of my death metal band.
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
💀
You da lead Slinger 🎤
jefe
Arsonist
1
🍁
I was thinking "Does that make sense?"
Okay for training, but leading and annoying during a demo.
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
3
Account Executive
“Let’s circle back on this”
Sunbunny31
Arsonist
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Any phrase with “just” or past tense, ex: “wanted”. Far too passive.
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
💀
👆 Hot button
medhardwaredr
Politicker
2
Director of Sales NA
Not really a sales phrase but the amount of I’m sorry or I’m so sorry is something I see daily. Never understood starting an email with I’m sorry for..
peachykeen
Politicker
2
account executive
“Thank you for your patience” “Thank you for understanding” instead of “I’m sorry”
pirate
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Drag them through the roof
Mobi85
Politicker
1
Regional Sales Manager
Let’s unpack this
thebushdownthestreet
Executive
1
Account Executive
Let's double click on that.
Notmyrealname
Politicker
0
AE
For me, any sentence that starts or could with I want(ed).
saleshoe
Executive
0
AE (Account Executive)
I always think its funny on video calls the 2 most common sales phrases are “you're on mute” and “can you see my screen now?”
ventox35
Politicker
0
Sales Leader
any phrase that is not in its simplest form with its most simple words.
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