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What are your favorite snacks to give your boss to get promoted?

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Incognito
Arsonist
+9
Master of Disaster
Hookers.

beat that one @paddyย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
Kahluapons
Uh, what are hookers without blow?ย 
Incognito
Arsonist
+9
Master of Disaster
Excellent observation!
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Needer of Life Alert
Don't mind me I'm just here for his response ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฟ
swizard
Celebrated Contributor
+9
Sales Evangelist
๐Ÿ˜… @paddyย bring it on! ๐Ÿ˜€
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
A tuna fish sandwich with a quaalude packed inside.ย 
Incognito
Arsonist
+9
Master of Disaster
Heres my disappointed face @paddy -> ๐Ÿ˜ฟ
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LordOfWar
Politicker
+6
Director
I. AM. THE. SNACK.
poweredbycaffeine
Politicker
+7
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Bourbon. Liquid snacks are more persuasive.
inboundsalesrep
Politicker
+7
SDR
Great Idea!
GDO
Politicker
+6
BDM
For some reasons all my "bribes" involve alcohol :D
TheSolicitorGeneral
Politicker
+5
Small Market AE
Beef jerky. Beef jerky kicks ass and it's expensive.
inboundsalesrep
Politicker
+7
SDR
What if they are vegan
TheSolicitorGeneral
Politicker
+5
Small Market AE
Zucchini jerky I guess lol
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Justatitle
Politicker
+7
Senior AE
Skittles, Sour patch kids.
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
Big Chick Fil A guy
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
+21
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Last boss loved grande vanilla lattes from starbucks cooled down and reheated in a microwave
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timekillsalldeals
Sr Manager, Customer Acquisition
Whiskeyย 
Feds_Watchin
Politicker
+4
Account Executive
โ€˜Ludes
Riffraff
Good Citizen
Sales Director
Red Bull. Plain and simple
eman
Opinionated
+1
Account Executive
Ciggies...had a boss who loved p-funks at happy hour. Always had a fresh pack. Snagged the promo.
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