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What are your favorite snacks to give your boss to get promoted?
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Hookers.
beat that one @paddy
beat that one @paddy
Uh, what are hookers without blow?
Excellent observation!
“Who the fuck is Venice?!?!”
Lol.
Who, whooo? What are you, a fuckin owl?
“Stop flexing… you look ridiculous…”
Lol.
A tuna fish sandwich with a quaalude packed inside.
Heres my disappointed face @paddy -> 😿
Being funny on demand is hard. Its best when i surprise everyone with something absurd, just like whats going to happen when u walk in on me with your wife later tonight
First, the size of my wife’s dick would ruin you.
Second, do you even close, bro? 😂
Second, do you even close, bro? 😂
I. AM. THE. SNACK.
Bourbon. Liquid snacks are more persuasive.
Great Idea!
For some reasons all my "bribes" involve alcohol :D
Beef jerky. Beef jerky kicks ass and it's expensive.
What if they are vegan
Zucchini jerky I guess lol
😄😄
You find a new place of employment. Vegans are inherently annoying, but having one who is your direct superior must be unbearable.
Skittles, Sour patch kids.
Big Chick Fil A guy
Last boss loved grande vanilla lattes from starbucks cooled down and reheated in a microwave
Whiskey
‘Ludes
Red Bull. Plain and simple
Ciggies...had a boss who loved p-funks at happy hour. Always had a fresh pack. Snagged the promo.
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