A tuna fish sandwich with a quaalude packed inside.
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
Heres my disappointed face @paddy -> 😿
paddy
WR Officer
1
Director of Business Development
Being funny on demand is hard. Its best when i surprise everyone with something absurd, just like whats going to happen when u walk in on me with your wife later tonight
Incognito
WR Officer
4
Master of Disaster
First, the size of my wife’s dick would ruin you.
Second, do you even close, bro? 😂
LordOfWar
Tycoon
3
Blow it up
I. AM. THE. SNACK.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
1
☕️
Bourbon. Liquid snacks are more persuasive.
inboundsalesrep
Politicker
0
SDR
Great Idea!
GDO
Politicker
0
BDM
For some reasons all my "bribes" involve alcohol :D
TheSolicitorGeneral
Politicker
1
Small Market AE
Beef jerky. Beef jerky kicks ass and it's expensive.
inboundsalesrep
Politicker
1
SDR
What if they are vegan
TheSolicitorGeneral
Politicker
1
Small Market AE
Zucchini jerky I guess lol
swizard
Celebrated Contributor
0
Sales Evangelist
😄😄
Hoss
Executive
0
Partner Sales Manager
You find a new place of employment. Vegans are inherently annoying, but having one who is your direct superior must be unbearable.
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Skittles, Sour patch kids.
Chep
WR Officer
1
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Big Chick Fil A guy
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
1
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Last boss loved grande vanilla lattes from starbucks cooled down and reheated in a microwave
timekillsalldeals
1
Sr Manager, Customer Acquisition
Whiskey
Feds_Watchin
Politicker
0
AE
‘Ludes
Riffraff
Good Citizen
0
Sales Director
Red Bull. Plain and simple
eman
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Ciggies...had a boss who loved p-funks at happy hour. Always had a fresh pack. Snagged the promo.
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