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What can you say in bed that you can also say in a sales meeting?

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Ace
Arsonist
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CEO
I'd like to thank you for coming πŸ˜‚
34fifty
Valued Contributor
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Team Lead
Hahahahaha! :D

Austin
Celebrated Contributor
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Founder - ** ***
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Hotsaw
Politicker
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VP Sales
This will only take a minute!
34fifty
Valued Contributor
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Team Lead
Hahaha quicker than an elevator pitch.Β 
Austin
Celebrated Contributor
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Founder - ** ***
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CoorsKing
WR Officer
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King of the Coors Knights
Who else should we involve in this process?
Ace
Arsonist
+9
CEO
Lmao
Austin
Celebrated Contributor
+6
Founder - ** ***
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TC
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
+4
Business Development
Lmfao
CloserGyal
Senior Account Executive
This could have been an e-mail
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Anyone else joining us today?
TC
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
+4
Business Development
Lololol
Lambda
Politicker
+6
Sales Consultant
it's just the tip of the iceberg
funcoupons
WR Officer
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up in Fiji, under paddy
Look forward to connecting again next week!
USMCvet
Opinionated
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Key Accounts Manager
Again, thank you for setting this time aside for me.Β  Before I go, is there anyone else you can think of that may be interested in my services?
34fifty
Valued Contributor
+5
Team Lead
Referrals almost always end in closures!Β 
goose
Politicker
+12
Sales Executive
I think you're on mute...
34fifty
Valued Contributor
+5
Team Lead
Happens to the best of us :D
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
I'll make this short, sweet, and to the point
34fifty
Valued Contributor
+5
Team Lead
In and out before you know it.Β 
UserNotFound
Politicker
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Mid Market Manager
A recording will be available for download after we conclude...Β 
34fifty
Valued Contributor
+5
Team Lead
I'm now wondering what it'd actually be like to stumble upon a coworker's sex tape on gong or wingman :D

UserNotFound
Politicker
+9
Mid Market Manager
Probably disappointing... hahahaha
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Telehealth_2the_Moon
Notable Contributor
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Director of Business Development
The way you continually networked and professionally scaled our integrated synergy really had meΒ delivering effective catalysts for change
34fifty
Valued Contributor
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Team Lead
Damn. I don't know about sales meetings, but this must have definitely worked out in bed!Β 
Bittersweet0326
Politicker
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Digital Business Associate
That was fun, now sign here and how would you like to pay for my services?
Chep
WR Officer
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Business Development Team Lead
Does anyone have a hard stop? I just want to plan accordingly in case we lose track of time and need to wrap things up quickly at the endπŸ˜‚
Skerp22
Opinionated
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Media Consultant
If we move forward, how will you be judging my performance?
34fifty
Valued Contributor
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Team Lead
It's easier to frame KPIs for the bed :D

Hotlead
Politicker
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Producer
Do you have 60 seconds?
MaoMao
Fire Starter
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SDR
Just sign the contract so we can move on

34fifty
Valued Contributor
+5
Team Lead
And customer success would take over

TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
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Account Manager
"I don't see a reason we can't wrap this up and give you a little time back"Β 
ju
justatopproducer
Opinionated
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National Consultant
Sorry, I'm late.. it looks like you've already wrapped everything up. Is there anything I can add?Β 
34fifty
Valued Contributor
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Team Lead
Well, this is better than finishing early. :D
Dman1b
Fire Starter
Azure Specialist
I'm having some problems effectively servicing a prospect, is there any way I could get some support/assistance?
34fifty
Valued Contributor
+5
Team Lead
Ah. More hands on deck! :D
Bensonwade
Good Citizen
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Enterprise Account Executive
"Shall we make this a reoccurring meeting?"
Hannibal
Opinionated
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Senior Account Executive
They say the best things in life are free. They also say you get what you pay for.
34fifty
Valued Contributor
+5
Team Lead
Now, which one is a free trial and which one is a paid account? :D
SDMHGWarrior
Tycoon
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CEO
Let's stick to the agenda
Wolf
Opinionated
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Account Development Executive
Do you mind if I record this for internal purposes?
34fifty
Valued Contributor
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Team Lead
Hahahaha. For quality control purposes :D
BCD
Politicker
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BDR
lol
LordOfWar
Politicker
+8
Director
Before we get into the merger there is one thing I need to wrap up.
Salespreuner
Big Shot
+11
Regional Sales Director
Love that spirit and support 🀭
ValliantInvestors
Old School Bravo
Founder
If you don't get excited about it.... nothing will happen! ;p
MandaMustWin
Good Citizen
Major Accounts District Manager
"I'd like to see things from your perspective."
34fifty
Valued Contributor
+5
Team Lead
I've always wanted to live one day in the lives of the opposite sex :D
MandaMustWin
Good Citizen
Major Accounts District Manager
Guaranteed to pique your interest!
nomdeguerre
Valued Contributor
+5
VP of Channel Partner Sales
I've got the D
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β€œThis is a sales call, do you wanna hang up now or can we talk for a few minutes?”
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What do y’all savages think about this opening for cold calls?
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Like "The Purge" but for sales.. 1 day a year where you can say whatever you want to prospects
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Anyone else despise the split second on zoom between the time you say bye and the time you click β€œend meeting?”
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