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What can you say in bed that you can also say in a sales meeting?
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I'd like to thank you for coming ๐
Hahahahaha! :D
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This will only take a minute!
Hahaha quicker than an elevator pitch.ย
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Who else should we involve in this process?
Lmao
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Lmfao
Anyone else joining us today?
Lololol
This could have been an e-mail
Look forward to connecting again next week!
it's just the tip of the iceberg
Again, thank you for setting this time aside for me.ย Before I go, is there anyone else you can think of that may be interested in my services?
Referrals almost always end in closures!ย
I think you're on mute...
Happens to the best of us :D
I'll make this short, sweet, and to the point
In and out before you know it.ย
A recording will be available for download after we conclude...ย
I'm now wondering what it'd actually be like to stumble upon a coworker's sex tape on gong or wingman :D
Probably disappointing... hahahaha
This one really took me ๐
Does anyone have a hard stop? I just want to plan accordingly in case we lose track of time and need to wrap things up quickly at the end๐
The way you continually networked and professionally scaled our integrated synergy really had meย delivering effective catalysts for change
Damn. I don't know about sales meetings, but this must have definitely worked out in bed!ย
That was fun, now sign here and how would you like to pay for my services?
If we move forward, how will you be judging my performance?
It's easier to frame KPIs for the bed :D
Do you have 60 seconds?
Before we get into the merger there is one thing I need to wrap up.
Just sign the contract so we can move on
And customer success would take over
"I don't see a reason we can't wrap this up and give you a little time back"ย
Sorry, I'm late.. it looks like you've already wrapped everything up. Is there anything I can add?ย
Well, this is better than finishing early. :D
I'm having some problems effectively servicing a prospect, is there any way I could get some support/assistance?
Ah. More hands on deck! :D
"Shall we make this a reoccurring meeting?"
They say the best things in life are free. They also say you get what you pay for.
Now, which one is a free trial and which one is a paid account? :D
Let's stick to the agenda
Do you mind if I record this for internal purposes?
Hahahaha. For quality control purposes :D
lol
This will only take a minute!
This will only take a minute!
Love that spirit and support ๐คญ
If you don't get excited about it.... nothing will happen! ;p
"I'd like to see things from your perspective."
I've always wanted to live one day in the lives of the opposite sex :D
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