What if your client wants "companionship"?

So, we've all dealt with that client who wants a little "extra" in order to close the deal. What do you do if that "extra" happens to be intimate companionship from the opposite sex? And to shape the circumstance, this is probably the biggest deal you will ever ink.


And GO........

What do you do?

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34fifty
Valued Contributor
3
Team Lead
That's one way to improve customer satisfaction scores!
Dman1b
Catalyst
1
Azure Specialist
You made a funny!
34fifty
Valued Contributor
1
Team Lead
But what if the client ends up hating the sex, that'd be pretty awkward :D
Dman1b
Catalyst
1
Azure Specialist
There you go again! LOL!!
Salespreuner
Big Shot
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Regional Sales Director
😂
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
Is he/she hot?
Dman1b
Catalyst
1
Azure Specialist
No
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
👑
What industry are you in where this is normal? 
Dman1b
Catalyst
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Azure Specialist
How long have you been in sales if this HASN'T happened?
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Literally never had this happen.
Dman1b
Catalyst
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Azure Specialist
Dang! I just saw your profile pic, and I'm surprised you ain't being bothered personally. If that is your actual photo?

 I previously had a rep who was attractive and she was always having issues with clients. She had given one of them tickets to our luxury suite for a hockey game and he kept pressuring her to go with him, "I don't want to go if you're not going with me." So, she told him he should probably just move forward with the services to insure his HR dept. didn't receive his correspondence. Sometimes it pays to have a good sales manager. He signed the deal and my rep was glad she brought me her problem. 
Indakitchenwhippin
Politicker
2
Channel Sales
Sorry to absolutely roast you here but that is CLEARLY Michelle Pfeiffer, specifically in scarface lmao
Ace
Arsonist
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CEO
LOL
Dman1b
Catalyst
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Azure Specialist
No problem, I'm going blind! 
JDialz
Politicker
1
Chief Operating Officer
I'll throw in a branded Yeti, but that's all I got brotha. Take it or leave it.
Ace
Arsonist
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CEO
I'm surprised that this even happens lol
Gottapumpthosenumbers
Opinionated
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Biz Dev
*Insert looming feelings of inadequacy and self consciousness due to never having a client/customer make advances towards you*

I'm fine. This is fine.
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
This is fucking gross. Fucking no. Fucking no.
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