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Cristles

AE (Account Executive)

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What is something you always wanted to say to a prospect but didn’t.

Here is mine:
Get your sorry ass out of my office with your disgusting behavior. GTFO we don't need your small business with your big mouth. 10 million revenue my ass. 

I had a female intern leading the conversation and he was telling me the only reason why she was leading it because she was a woman with tits so he wouldn't be able to say no. 
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mitts2
Politicker
9
Account Executive
To quote Corp: "Stop being a little bitch."
Cristles
Contributor
1
AE (Account Executive)
Classic one
Flippinghubs
Opinionated
0
Account Executive
God i wish i could send this irl 
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
If you think I’m going to be your bitch you’re sadly mistaken. 
Cristles
Contributor
0
AE (Account Executive)
You probably still said it. But in kinder words haha
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
You’re not wrong. 🤷‍♀️
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
0
VP of Sales
I prefer: “you can’t afford me”.
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I would gladly be someone’s bitch. It’s called job security. But the $-figures involved would be astronomical.
BmajoR
Arsonist
6
Account Executive
Nice tiddys 
Cristles
Contributor
0
AE (Account Executive)
Wouldn’t drop that one no haha
Incognito
WR Officer
4
Master of Disaster
I would 
Cristles
Contributor
0
AE (Account Executive)
That’s because you are a savage haha
Hotlead
Politicker
5
Producer
Are you going to buy or nah 
Cristles
Contributor
0
AE (Account Executive)
“Stop wasting my time” haha
Salesup
Valued Contributor
4
Sales Executive
Just admit you don't have the money, It's OK.
Cristles
Contributor
2
AE (Account Executive)
Then you get back to your sales manger. You: Yeah. They were a bunch of broke wankers. Total waste of time. SM: Or did you not sell the urgency? From what I see they are an easy close. I think you should get them back onboard.
SaaSguy
Tycoon
3
Account Executive
"You broke broke, huh?"
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
3
Exec Director, Major Accounts
🖕
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
I flip my computer screen off all the time when I’m on the phone with ppl 
TheOverTaker
Politicker
3
Senior Account Executive
I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you sign this agreement now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
2
sales
“I don’t want to start a business with you. You can’t afford me.”
Cristles
Contributor
1
AE (Account Executive)
Haha, know your worth !
But you still gave him a good deal right? Haha
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
1
sales
He didn’t sign up. Didn’t have the money.
Wellss
Tycoon
1
Channel sales
I can't even count how many times I would've loved to say this in a meeting. Like let's not waste either of our times with this call knowing that it's going no where
E_Money
Big Shot
2
💰
Fuck off

Best,
E Money
Diablo
Politicker
1
Sr. AE
"Stop blabbering now as I am as well suppose to talk here" 

Cristles
Contributor
0
AE (Account Executive)
Hate it when they don’t give room for us to talk. Or when they keep interrupting you while you tell something. Like they know better
Mobi85
Politicker
1
Regional Sales Manager
"stop fucking lying about how you are getting credit elsewhere, your credit score is in the tank and you are about to go bankrupt.  Just give me your CC and walk on down the road"
Cristles
Contributor
0
AE (Account Executive)
What were you selling to him? Bankruptcy ? Hahah
Mobi85
Politicker
0
Regional Sales Manager
@Cristles Fall Protection and Safety Equipment, they were pushing back hard about us not giving them terms for a larger purchase.  We ran their DNBI and it came back abysmal (I got the new record for lowest credit score).  Needless to say the ended up going elsewhere and found out that the company that did offer them terms got left on the hook for 45k worth of equipment that was never paid for.  
Cristles
Contributor
0
AE (Account Executive)
Haha, so you dodged a bullet there!
Mobi85
Politicker
1
Regional Sales Manager
100% dodged that bullet with no charge back.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
"No."
MitchandMurray
Politicker
1
Business Development Director
Hurry up and buy
Fenderbaum
Politicker
0
Retired Choirboy🪕
Kiss my ever-loving ass.

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