I did not receive this one, but was shown it from a friend. And I have to say, man was I jelous when I read it. It's going to be pretty hard to top this.
Hi, I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such classic Out of Office Messages as “I’m in the Barossa Valley for a weekend away” or “Visiting my friends in Melbourne.”
I’m here today to talk to you about PXXXe MXXXXXs, and the email you just sent him.
(Enter Billy, 8 years old, doe-eyed)
Billy: Mr. McClure? Why is PXXXe not answering any emails right now?
Troy: The answer is simple Billy: PXXXe is on leave and nowhere near his work email.
Billy: When is he going to be coming back?
Troy: He will be back on Tuesday the 9th of February 2021.
Billy: Is he going to reply to the email they just sent?
Troy: If it warrants a response, Billy. If it warrants a response… (but probably not)
(Exit Billy)
That’s all for now. Watch for me in the upcoming Out of Office Message “At a Wedding,” coming in 2021!
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