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What is the modern "coffee is for closers"

Things have changed since Glengarry Glen Ross.


What would you say is the modern "coffee is for closers?"


Part of me wants to become a sales manager so I can yell "mineral water is for closers!"

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DrSmallprint
Politicker
+3
Account Executive
"You call yourself and Account Executive you son of a bitch, Im down here from Hooli on a mission of mercy. PUT THAT MACHA DOWN, MACHA IS FOR MONEY MAKERS!"Β 
Smithy
Politicker
+4
Director of Sales
Bit coin is for BSDs
beerisforclosers
Politicker
+8
Account Manager
See the name.
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
Hahahaha now a days it's commission is for closers
Telehealth_2the_Moon
Notable Contributor
+12
Director of Business Development
"Seltzers are for closers"
poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
+9
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
"TOPO CHICO IS FOR CLOSERS"--I see it catching on!
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RedLightning
Politicker
+7
Mid-Market AE
YES! I wasn't sure if Topo had a national distribution
GDO
Politicker
+7
BDM
I donΒ΄t know if youΒ΄re looking for this answer but one thing 1 always hear people yelling is:

"Pick up the phone" or "Start dialing"
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Water is for closers.
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
+6
Key account manager
coffee is life simple, but in times of uncertainty we switch to high caffine energy drinks lol
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Coffee?
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How much coffee do you drink a day
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MinisterOfChaos , Β  RealPatrickBateman , Β  cw95 Β  and 200 people voted
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Coffee Stain? Panic Mode 2
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Coffee Pees?
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Coffee Aroma?
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RealPatrickBateman , Β  Unicorn.Hunter , Β  StraightCashHomey Β  and 96 people voted
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