DrSmallprint
Politicker
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Account Executive
"You call yourself and Account Executive you son of a bitch, Im down here from Hooli on a mission of mercy. PUT THAT MACHA DOWN, MACHA IS FOR MONEY MAKERS!"ย 
Smithy
Politicker
3
Director of Sales
Bit coin is for BSDs
Chep
WR Officer
2
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Hahahaha now a days it's commission is for closers
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
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"TOPO CHICO IS FOR CLOSERS"--I see it catching on!
RedLightning
Politicker
1
Mid-Market AE
YES! I wasn't sure if Topo had a national distribution
beerisforclosers
Politicker
2
Account Manager
See the name.
Telehealth_2the_Moon
Notable Contributor
1
Director of Business Development
"Seltzers are for closers"
paddy
WR Officer
1
Director of Business Development
Water is for closers.
goose
Politicker
1
Sales Executive
Man, I always hated this line. ย It's a great movie and all (very well acted) but shit, it's a miserable portrayal of salesmen.

Closest thing I can think of is "bathroom breaks are for Amazon workers that hit their KPI's..."
GDO
Politicker
0
BDM
I donยดt know if youยดre looking for this answer but one thing 1 always hear people yelling is:

"Pick up the phone" or "Start dialing"
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
0
Key account manager
coffee is life simple, but in times of uncertainty we switch to high caffine energy drinks lol
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Coffee?

Question
153
How much coffee do you drink a day
53% Morning cup or 2 only
28% Morning and afternoon cups
19% All day, errrryday waters for suckers
207 people voted
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Members only

Coffeeโ˜•๏ธ

Question
31
How much coffee do you drink on an average day?
45% 1-2 cups
29% 3-4 cups
8% 4+ cups
18% I don't drink coffee, I'm immortal
251 people voted
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Coffee Pees?

Question
21
Coffee Aroma?
53% On the daily
25% Wtf is wrong with you
21% No, I drink water..freak
103 people voted