I'll start
"Plead Not Guilty"
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What is the single biggest life advice you ever got?
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Put in eye drops before you go back in the office
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever.
Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Bros before hoes. Because your bros will be there for you when your hoe eats your heart out. Even though you were nothing but good to your hoe. And you told her she was the only hoe for you. But one day she’s not yo hoe no mo.
Dinkin flicka
"Put the meat cleaver down the cops are coming."
Oh my. You're at it again +1 to Paddy!
Don't spit into the wind.
If at first you don't succeed try and marry well.
"Don't hold people to your highest standard, hold them to theirs"
If you don't have a second condom, turn the first.one inside out.
If math ain't your strong suit, then date liberal art students.
Live your life so you can say "I'm glad I did." instead of "I wish I had."
Never trust a fart.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result.
Yet they still do it again and again…
All objections are fake
Don't be an idiot. Changed my life forever.
Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.
Don't worry about outrunning whatever is chasing you. Just out run the person next to you.
"If you ain't first, you're last."
Second place is the first loser!
"Don't worry, just win" - Ari Gold
LLOOOOOYYYDDD!!!
"life, foreby, is the means by which we fatten ourselves for the Michaelmas of death"
s/o to the Walgreens clerk at the corner of High Point and Mineral Point for this gem
s/o to the Walgreens clerk at the corner of High Point and Mineral Point for this gem
Patience provides perspective
Do better
Most people either don't care at all about you or actively wish you to fail so they can feel better about themselves.
For sales advice: Sales is a numbers game. Done let anyone try to tell you different.
For sales advice: Sales is a numbers game. Done let anyone try to tell you different.
Also, If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. - Red Green
Expect nothing
Appreciate everything
In the end, noone cares about talent. They care about results
You’re selling your time to your employer so make your negotiation count.
Pretty random but I was boarding a plane and I was one of the last "zones" to board, but when they called zone 1 to board this guy behind me told me to go try and board. I told him I have to wait for my zone to be called, and he told me to just try getting on anyway. They didn't even check my zone, but the guy behind me told me to always test everything.
Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
Things will never be as good as you hope... but they'll never be as bad as they seem either.
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