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What is your dream job if money wasn't an issue!?

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paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
Working at the DMV, specifically at window 7 where they tell you that you need to go back to window 4 to fill out paperwork you incorrectly filled out at window 5.
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
Ah yes. Went to the DMV with my Mom and had this happen. My Mom was pissed but god knows you don't ever Sass someone working at the DMV or you just end up there longer.
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
This is exactly why they need me Chep
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OMG_It_has_a_watermark
Good Citizen
Head of Sales
This killed meย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
Kahluapons
Trophy Wife
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
Can I be your trophy husband? Seems like you're racking up enough commishย 
WCK
Politicker
+8
Padre de Tequila
Maybe a throuple? Cause she ballin
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Artemis
Politicker
+7
Business Development Representative
Trophy wife with lots of ponies
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
Kahluapons
Ponies, dogs, goats, sheep. If anyone knows a rich dude that will buy me a hobby farm, holla @ yr girl.
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BCD
Politicker
+6
BDR
heard thatย 
BCD
Politicker
+6
BDR
heard that!
Smithy
Politicker
+4
Director of Sales
International football(soccer๐Ÿคฎ) player.ย 

oddly, money isnโ€™t my issue ๐Ÿ˜‚
hauru.sales
Arsonist
+8
Sales Enthusiast
Dreaming club?
kelun8
Politicker
+4
AE
Travel Channel food show host
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Needer of Life Alert
Ooh this is fantastic ๐Ÿ”ฅ
CCP
Opinionated
+5
VP, Business Development
Santa. I'd want to be Santa. Work one day a year and everyone loves me.ย 
Kiona
Opinionated
+2
Head of Business Development
Nailed it
KB24
Valued Contributor
+5
Senior Account Executive
I would love to be a tour guide somewhere cool. Like a vacation spot. Feel like you'd get a little bit of sales vibes from the role and I think it would be cool to learn about a new place & tell its story my way. Always wondered how I'd run tours if given the opportunity.
Incognito
Arsonist
+9
Master of Disaster
So I know a guy who does just that..... was doing the sales rep role...... went on a vacation to Costa Rica. Got lost. Never left.ย 
RB
RBO
Opinionated
+1
Sales Manager
Porn Star but cash really isn't the issue there :(
Incognito
Arsonist
+9
Master of Disaster
1. If youโ€™re a dude, the best sex Iโ€™ve EVER had was with someone not well endowed

2. If youโ€™re female, everything you need to know can be taught and/ or surgically made a reality.

ask me how I knowย 


live those dreams!!!!
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
+21
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
That one motherfucker that gets to go to carnivals and eat the food in front of a camera
Telehealth_2the_Moon
Notable Contributor
+12
Director of Business Development
Not only a money thing but also a lifestyle/free time thing, would love to run a restaurant, but not ready to be working at all the times my friends/family are off.
Opal
Arsonist
+9
Crocs Model
Same here, I would love to run a restaurant but not have to work nights and weekends.ย 
hauru.sales
Arsonist
+8
Sales Enthusiast
Football player always was dreaming about that
poweredbycaffeine
Politicker
+7
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Coffee shop/roastery owner.
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
+21
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
I'm actually making this happen. This job I'm currently in is my last stop before I board the caffeine caboose
poweredbycaffeine
Politicker
+7
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
I'm 3 years away from being debt-free (except for the mortgage). At that point, I can seriously consider it.
Aaronlovessales
Opinionated
+4
Financial advisor
Stay at home dad
GrindTime
Catalyst
+4
BDR
love this answer!

fuzzy
Notable Contributor
+21
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Travel Photographer
cw95
Politicker
+6
Pricing Executive
Unicorn company owner, living abroad doing nothing.ย 
mapache
Head of Sales
Uber drive hands down. I did it when my old company imploded and I needed time off.

Make your own schedule
Meet cool people and shoot the shit
When you're off work - you're totally off. I didn't look at my email for week at a time.
Money isn't great but its dope to see your bank grow 3-4 times an hour
Champ24
Good Citizen
Sales Director
Work at a bike/snowboard shop
TheSolicitorGeneral
Politicker
+5
Small Market AE
Repo man. Taking peoples shit and getting out of Dodge
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
+21
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
I too long to be shot at
Rachet
Politicker
+6
Account executive
Probably a National Park Ranger. And just keep switching parks each year.ย 
MrEffWord
Opinionated
+3
Regional Sales Manager
I would work at one of those places where you can rent exotic sports cars for people to drive around a few laps at a race track. I live for fast cars.ย 
BullDawg
Valued Contributor
+5
AE
Would love to either run a bar/restaurant or a scuba diving gear and excursion companyย 
Incognito
Arsonist
+9
Master of Disaster
I would compete on a pony (yes PONY!! Nothing over 15.1hh) in a pretty color thatโ€™s spicy as fuck, trots a 10, with alll the hair and will eat you alive.ย 
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I will also have five of them.ย 
SiliconBBQ
Politicker
+2
Account Executive
surfing, surf boat travel, general explorer
Beefany28
Politicker
+6
Business Development Representative
Farming!!!ย 
SalesSage
Opinionated
+4
National Account Manager
I have always wanted to be the person who names the paint colors.ย  I would be a bit more risky than the standard I see today.
Allisce
Politicker
+3
Account Executive
Host tastings at a great winery in Napa
TheSalesPhilosopher
Good Citizen
Market Development Rep
Movie composer by day, Music producer playing festivals by night
Justatitle
Politicker
+7
Senior AE
the guy that drives the bangbusย 
beermoney
Politicker
+4
SDR
taking over one of my favorite breweries: https://www.bizjournals.com/sacramento/news/2021/03/24/goathouse-brewing-listed-for-sale.htmlย 


used to visit when I was in college! if I could, I would
SaaSsy
Politicker
+2
Sales Executive
Food critic
neversettle
Politicker
+4
SDR
To get paid to travel - like a Travel Reviewer or something.....
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I just quit my job after 3+ years of buying the dream "tHiS rOle WiLl bE gReaT foR yOur dEveLopMenT"... Feels good so just thought I'd share
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