Working at the DMV, specifically at window 7 where they tell you that you need to go back to window 4 to fill out paperwork you incorrectly filled out at window 5.
Chep
WR Officer
2
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Ah yes. Went to the DMV with my Mom and had this happen. My Mom was pissed but god knows you don't ever Sass someone working at the DMV or you just end up there longer.
paddy
WR Officer
4
Director of Business Development
This is exactly why they need me Chep
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
โ๏ธ
Your sass fuels their hate and perpetuates a terminal feedback loop of doom.
OMG_It_has_a_watermark
Good Citizen
1
Head of Sales
This killed meย
funcoupons
WR Officer
10
๐
Trophy Wife
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
Can I be your trophy husband? Seems like you're racking up enough commishย
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐
If I had the money to be a sugar mama I wouldn't need to be a trophy wife.
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐
Sorry, I'm an only child. Never learned how to share.ย
Artemis
Politicker
3
Business Development Representative
Trophy wife with lots of ponies
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐
Ponies, dogs, goats, sheep. If anyone knows a rich dude that will buy me a hobby farm, holla @ yr girl.
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
So I have been recruited by a โmillionaire matchmakerโ or two..... HMU when the DM feature rolls outย
Prizrak
Politicker
0
Disruptor of worlds
Tell me youre from the prairies, without telling me you're from the prairies.ย
BCD
Politicker
0
BDR
heard thatย
BCD
Politicker
0
BDR
heard that!
Smithy
Politicker
3
Director of Sales
International football(soccer๐คฎ) player.ย
oddly, money isnโt my issue ๐
hauru.sales
Celebrated Contributor
0
Sales Enthusiast
Dreaming club?
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
โ๏ธ
Coffee shop/roastery owner.
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
2
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
I'm actually making this happen. This job I'm currently in is my last stop before I board the caffeine caboose
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
โ๏ธ
I'm 3 years away from being debt-free (except for the mortgage). At that point, I can seriously consider it.
kelun8
Politicker
3
AE
Travel Channel food show host
CuriousFox
WR Officer
0
๐ฆ
Ooh this is fantastic ๐ฅ
CCP
Opinionated
3
VP, Business Development
Santa. I'd want to be Santa. Work one day a year and everyone loves me.ย
Kiona
Opinionated
1
Head of Business Development
Nailed it
MrNiche
Valued Contributor
3
Senior Account Executive
I would love to be a tour guide somewhere cool. Like a vacation spot. Feel like you'd get a little bit of sales vibes from the role and I think it would be cool to learn about a new place & tell its story my way. Always wondered how I'd run tours if given the opportunity.
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
So I know a guy who does just that..... was doing the sales rep role...... went on a vacation to Costa Rica. Got lost. Never left.ย
ReadTheScript
Politicker
3
Sales Manager
Porn Star but cash really isn't the issue there :(
Incognito
WR Officer
0
Master of Disaster
1. If youโre a dude, the best sex Iโve EVER had was with someone not well endowed
2. If youโre female, everything you need to know can be taught and/ or surgically made a reality.
ask me how I knowย
live those dreams!!!!
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
3
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
That one motherfucker that gets to go to carnivals and eat the food in front of a camera
Telehealth_2the_Moon
Notable Contributor
2
Director of Business Development
Not only a money thing but also a lifestyle/free time thing, would love to run a restaurant, but not ready to be working at all the times my friends/family are off.
BmajoR
Arsonist
1
Account Executive
Same here, I would love to run a restaurant but not have to work nights and weekends.ย
hauru.sales
Celebrated Contributor
2
Sales Enthusiast
Football player always was dreaming about that
Aaronlovessales
Opinionated
2
Financial advisor
Stay at home dad
GrindTime
Catalyst
0
BDR
love this answer!
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
2
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Travel Photographer
cw95
Politicker
1
Sales Development Lead
Unicorn company owner, living abroad doing nothing.ย
mapache
1
Head of Sales
Uber drive hands down. I did it when my old company imploded and I needed time off.
Make your own schedule Meet cool people and shoot the shit When you're off work - you're totally off. I didn't look at my email for week at a time. Money isn't great but its dope to see your bank grow 3-4 times an hour
Champ24
Opinionated
1
Sales Director
Work at a bike/snowboard shop
TheSolicitorGeneral
Politicker
1
Small Market AE
Repo man. Taking peoples shit and getting out of Dodge
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
1
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
I too long to be shot at
Rachet
Politicker
1
Account executive
Probably a National Park Ranger. And just keep switching parks each year.ย
MrEffWord
Opinionated
1
Regional Sales Manager
I would work at one of those places where you can rent exotic sports cars for people to drive around a few laps at a race track. I live for fast cars.ย
BullDawg
Politicker
1
AE
Would love to either run a bar/restaurant or a scuba diving gear and excursion companyย
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
I would compete on a pony (yes PONY!! Nothing over 15.1hh) in a pretty color thatโs spicy as fuck, trots a 10, with alll the hair and will eat you alive.ย ย I will also have five of them.ย
SiliconBBQ
Politicker
1
The Metal Rooster
surfing, surf boat travel, general explorer
Annonny
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Farming!!!ย
SalesSage
Valued Contributor
1
National Account Manager
I have always wanted to be the person who names the paint colors.ย I would be a bit more risky than the standard I see today.
Allisce
Tycoon
1
Account Executive
Host tastings at a great winery in Napa
TheSalesPhilosopher
Good Citizen
1
Market Development Rep
Movie composer by day, Music producer playing festivals by night
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