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champchamp

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What pet do you have?

What's up fam,


As an animal lover, I'd love to learn what types of pets are most popular among sales savages.


Personally, I have two beautiful dogs, a Husky and a Belgian Malinois.

What pet do you have

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E_Money
Big Shot
14
💰
I have an SDR in my basement. I give them protein bars and Coors Light for every 500 calls they make. Does that count?
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
👑
How's it working out? I have a 90 day guarantee clause if they misbehave. You can return them to my shower for further education.
E_Money
Big Shot
2
💰
I got mine used, so no returns. But I might just throw it away and get a new one. 
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
They're living in luxury compared to my interns. 
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
1
Officer of ♥️
I have my CEO in the root cellar. I feed her bad opps and unqualified meetings for not taking my feedback seriously. That counts right?
E_Money
Big Shot
3
💰
Love hearing about sales teams that are aligned with leadership. 

CoorsKing
WR Officer
8
Retired King of the Coors Knights
I love big dogs. Either getting a Bernese or Newfoundland next
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Newfoundland is awesome, hopefully you live somewhere cold af though!
youngsmoky
Celebrated Contributor
0
Senior Account Executive
Would recommend a Newfoundland lab mix! They're still enormous and very smart, but can adapt to a lot of climates.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
🦊
I dog sit on the side, so I have a few diff breeds I love. Aussies especially have my heart.
champchamp
Arsonist
0
Certified Savage
Awww sounds like an awesome second gig. So they drop them off at your place and you take care of them? Or do you go to other people's places? Or how do you do it?
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
I've done both! But I much prefer they come to me. 
jefe
Arsonist
1
🍁
Love my aussiedoodle <3
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
My army of simps.
paddy
WR Officer
2
Director of Business Development
guilty as charged
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
You’re not a simp, ur my PIR. Partner In Ruling. 
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
2
Officer of ♥️
*applause
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
5
VP of Sales
I foster lost souls from Tinder/Bumble for 1-2 weeks at a time. I leave them in a better place than I find them, but as a universal truth, I always leave them.
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Cold blood
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
Ice ice baby
SaaSam
Politicker
4
Account Executive
Had a raccoon years ago. Fun pets, but basically like raising an extra needy toddler.
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Hahah that's awesome. I got so many questions now though.  Where did you live? And how did you manage to get it? Did you get it legally? What happened, why do you no longer have it?
SaaSam
Politicker
5
Account Executive
It was awesome. They have a ton of personality and, believe it or not, get along pretty well with other pets. Loved watching her play with our dog.

I lived in Wyoming at the time and raccoons are considered varments so no legal issues in owning them. Rancher buddy of my dad's knew I was on the lookout for one so come spring time he kept his eyes open. He comes across the babies all of the time while fixing fences on his ranch. Have to get them in the spring when they're still young enough that their eyes are still closed otherwise they won't domesticate.

We lived in the country at the time so Sundance was an inside and outside pet like the dog. She would take off every now and then and come back after an hour or so. One day during one of her escapades she likely got into a scuffle with another raccoon or something because she came back hurt pretty bad, died on the way to the vet. That was a rough moment. Got pretty close to her because they act so much like small children and she went everywhere with me.

Used to ring the doorbell when she wanted to come inside. If she decided she wanted you to hold her you didn't have a choice, she'd just climb up your clothes like a tree. Lots of fun.
champchamp
Arsonist
2
Certified Savage
Haha might have to move to Wyoming just to have one, it sounds like a ton of fun. What happened to her? How much do they live?
jefe
Arsonist
1
🍁
Sorry to hear about her end, but that sounds amazing.

No clue if trash panda ownership is legal in Toronto, but I had a (rather kooky, old) neighbour that let them in his kitchen to feed them.

My parents would also get babies in the backyard between our fence and garage behind, so unbelievably cute. 

They do make a HELLUVA racket when fighting though...
SaaSam
Politicker
1
Account Executive
In the wild like 5 years tops, in captivity I've heard they can live for like 20 years. My dad had one growing up that was with them for like 12 years.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Many, many animals over the years.  Currently a box turtle and two ridiculous cats who should know better.

I find them easier to deal with than interns, tbh.
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Omg i love turtles and reptiles in general. Used to have 7 turtles as a kid, it was a 2-meter tank but they got too big and my parents made me give them away ):
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Yeah, EBT doesn't require the water tank, so he's a lot easier than aquatic turtles for sure.    And since I end up as the ultimate caretaker for any pet entering the house, I'm much more picky than I was as a kid when I had animals coming out my ears, as they all deserve excellent care, and I need to be sure I have the time to take care of them properly.   
paddy
WR Officer
4
Director of Business Development
Interns
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Haha are they cute at least?
BitcoinAddict
Opinionated
2
AE
I own two pets. One is a Border Collie I call Patches and the other is a grey+white Lop Rabbit I call Bugs, they been getting along well in the past few years.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Border Collies are the best.   I miss mine.  Best dog ever.
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Border Collies are awesome, tons of energy though. How do you tire him out?
BitcoinAddict
Opinionated
0
AE
Just give him attention, don't be a lazy couch potato yourself, and get him involved in some of your day to day as much as possible (like if you are watching a sports game high five him). 
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Mine went everywhere with me, and I was very active!   Lots of play, lots of time spent training him to do all kinds of crazy tricks, and in his case, chasing tennis balls.   We used to joke that his brain was round and fuzzy and went donk donk donkdonkdonk on the floor.
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
I’m my wife’s bitch, does that count? 
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
2
Officer of ♥️
thats alotta damage
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Hmmm... since that makes you the pet... probably not lol.
nomdeguerre
Executive
2
Account executive
Dogs, cats, goats, chickens, Guinea fowl and ducks.
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Haha that sounds awesome, where do you live? I imagine you got a huge place
nomdeguerre
Executive
0
Account executive
10 acres in TX. So yeah, yuuuge in more ways than one 😂
Pachacuti
Politicker
1
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
my kid has a couple gerbils (or are they hamsters?  I dunno) and I have a ton of kids and their friends as pets.
champchamp
Arsonist
0
Certified Savage
Hahaha do you feed them pop tarts and chocolate milk?
jefe
Arsonist
1
🍁
Me: 

Aussiedoodle who turned one last week (search the WR for pictures) 
Rescue cat (1.5 years old)

Fiancée: 

Chihuahua (10 years old)
Chi/Pomeranian (5 years old)

Us:
Lilac Point Siamese kitten (7 months old, cutest damn thing ever)
jefe
Arsonist
1
🍁
@champchamp SOLID dog choices, love both Huskies and Malinois, though I'm not sure I could deal with the shedding from the former.
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Haha They are awesome, so much fun. Especially because I like hikes and outdoor stuff so they fit my lifestyle really well.

HAHA That's a great point that I suggest anyone interested in a Husky to deeply consider it.

Summertime gives you two options:
a) Take them to the park and brush them AT LEAST every other day
b) Live under a giant cloud of hair. I'm talking furniture, clothes, EVERYWHERE.
jefe
Arsonist
0
🍁
Options sound about right, and with Malinois you've got to really know what you're doing and invest in training.

Whereabouts do you live?
Annonny
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
I have a husband at home! Tops all these! 
Tres
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Doodle!
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
0
Director Sales and Market Development
Kids i have kids
SalesBeast
Politicker
0
Sales Director
Dog kid and cat.
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